Monster Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 How your wife doesn't kick you in the bollocks more often remains a constant mystery to me Sheer animal charisma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 (edited) I've no money to do anything good. This gets on my nerves. Got about £30 until I get paid on 15th so that's just enough to get to work and back and maybe a packet of rolling baccy. Got two gigs to play this weekend as well so hopefully at the first one they'll give us free beer as well as paying us else i'll be drinking water all night. Should be able to drink at the second one but that's on the Sunday so wouldn't be having much due to working the next day. Edited July 6, 2009 by Nick_BCFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I too get pocket phoned on occasion by virtue of having a forename that begins with an "A". My phone is always switched off when I go to bed though, so 'tis not a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I haven't got a mobile phone! © Luddite's R Us.co 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 The wee dug im baby sitting this week has bad breath... I will need to buy boody chews or polo mints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Phone bill just arrived. I somehow sent 341 texts last month when my price plan is 200 Really should not have sent all those Michael Jackson jokes on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Phone bill just arrived. I somehow sent 341 texts last month when my price plan is 200 Really should not have sent all those Michael Jackson jokes on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Mike Ashley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Bored out my fucking skull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Bored out my fucking skull. Are you ever anything else? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Bored out my fucking skull. I'd like to know how your fucking skull differs from your normal one, and the reasons for these differences please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Are you ever anything else? Yerr.. Day 1 of the holidays and it's already raining and shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I'd like to know how your fucking skull differs from your normal one, and the reasons for these differences please. I'd like to kick you in the fucking face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I'd like to know how your fucking skull differs from your normal one, and the reasons for these differences please. f**k off cockwash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I'd like to kick you in the fucking face. Further to my previous post, I'd like to know the difference between the face and the fucking face, and the reasons for the differences. It would also be helpful if you could outline the primary advantages of being kicked in one over being kicked in the other, and what, if anything, doing either would do to dispel your boredom? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Your level of cockwashery is reaching maxiumum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Further to my previous post, I'd like to know the difference between the face and the fucking face, and the reasons for the differences. It would also be helpful if you could outline the primary advantages of being kicked in one over being kicked in the other, and what, if anything, doing either would do to dispel your boredom? Aren't you just a little cutie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Further to my previous post, I'd like to know the difference between the face and the fucking face, and the reasons for the differences. It would also be helpful if you could outline the primary advantages of being kicked in one over being kicked in the other, and what, if anything, doing either would do to dispel your boredom? Can't you go back to band camp and stick another flute in your pussy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Can't you go back to band camp and stick another flute in your pussy? Pwn3d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Saturday was pish, got beat heavily at bowls and failed at chatting up a 28 year old( not a clue why i did that) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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