Guest The Phoenix Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Having to fill in an application form clearly aimed at management positions, for a shelf stacking job. Just put me down as a referee, I'll happily confirm that you are grossly under qualified for the position. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Oops. Alcohol is bad. If you don't have a job that you enjoy where you are now,why bother staying. There's plenty more fish in the sea. Not plenty more who could put up with me. Unfortunately. which is more easily replaceable..... See above! Ach, I've been offered a decent job in the West of Scotland, it's just maybe not what I saw myself doing. Ho-hum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Not plenty more who could put up with me. Unfortunately. I'd give it a go if I thought for the slightest second you'd entertain the idea - if that helps any! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I'd give it a go if I thought for the slightest second you'd entertain the idea - if that helps any! My PTTGOYN is we've not heard from capybara today. Everything must be ok in his world then. Damn goes my chance to chuckle at someone else's gripe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 My PTTGOYN is we've not heard from capybara today. Everything must be ok in his world then. Damn goes my chance to chuckle at someone else's gripe Or he's in quarantine as he has swine flu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Or he's in quarantine as he has swine flu. Please noooooo! Not Capy - he's one the good guys! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Please noooooo! Not Capy - he's one the good guys! Maybe it's just his time, dude 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Or he's in quarantine as he has swine flu. I keep reading this as wine flu, when I see it. That would be something I could catch quite easily! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Or he's in quarantine as he has swine flu. he's a rodent -its not transmissible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 he's a rodent -its not transmissible. Apologies to any vegetarians out there and forgive my ignorance. I know a couple of people who claim to be vegetarians and won't eat chicken, beef etc. You know the usual stuff. However they can eat fish, which is still, technically speaking, an animal. Unless someone can explain this to me, how can someone not eat meat, but still eat fish? Please educate me, if you can PS I'm not against vegetarians in any way, but they just seem fussy to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Multiple Choice exams - anyone else a bit of a gay and just hate them? Aye, if you don't know it, you just guess the answer but questions always pop up where you believe it could be one of 2 answers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Apologies to any vegetarians out there and forgive my ignorance. I know a couple of people who claim to be vegetarians and won't eat chicken, beef etc. You know the usual stuff.However they can eat fish, which is still, technically speaking, an animal. Unless someone can explain this to me, how can someone not eat meat, but still eat fish? Please educate me, if you can PS I'm not against vegetarians in any way, but they just seem fussy to me a quick google reveals more confusion -peanut a fruit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 a quick google reveals more confusion -peanut a fruit? Sweet Jesus!! My brain's fried now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onejamesgrady Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 That redundancy notice postman will be bringing me on Thursday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 That redundancy notice postman will be bringing me on Thursday I feared the worst for you when I saw the news about the 'downscaling', as the twats call it. What next? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Getting the top wire placed in my brace today. So, for the next 5 days I'll be living on soup, jelly and mashed potato. This would usually be an RTBC, but I'm fed up of it as it's what I had when I got my bottom wire put in a month ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onejamesgrady Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I feared the worst for you when I saw the news about the 'downscaling', as the twats call it. If I hadn't been dumped, I'd now be a "multi media production journalist", formerly known as "sub" What next? No idea so far, Monster. Newspaper industry is shot to f*ck but after just short of 30 years doing the one thing a "career change" is going to be easier said than done 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 The biggest bee you ever did see just flew in my window. Luckily, I'm not afraid of them, because if I was I think there would be a Dunc shaped hole in the door. Size of a bloody hamster, this thing! It's actually quite clever too. Just manoeuvred itself under the blinds and back out the window. I was anticipating about half an hour of it bumbling around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 People who drink premium continetal lagers. Parents who have lost a child through some form of prventable cause (normally dangerous driving or drugs) and go on a campain to eliminate related deaths despite the fact they never gave a shit before. When you are walking along a relatively narrow pavement and two people whop are walking topwards you don't move into single file. I just keep walking straight and shoulder barge them if they havent changed course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 No idea so far, Monster. Newspaper industry is shot to f*ck but after just short of 30 years doing the one thing a "career change" is going to be easier said than done Good luck mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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