Boghead ranter Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 8 hours ago, welshbairn said: Emojis on the phone. Just wanted to add one to a text to indicate I wasn't being totally serious and got a load of fucking grimacing teddy bears to choose from. Had to revert to old style : and ) which is the only one I know. What was wrong with the old ones, I've no idea what most of the new ones mean. Grumpy old c**t thread for this probably. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Emojis on the phone. Just wanted to add one to a text to indicate I wasn't being totally serious and got a load of fucking grimacing teddy bears to choose from. Had to revert to old style : and ) which is the only one I know. What was wrong with the old ones, I've no idea what most of the new ones mean. Grumpy old c**t thread for this probably. They mean whatever you want them to mean m8, but if ever in any doubt, send the aubergine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 They mean whatever you want them to mean m8, but if ever in any doubt, send the aubergine [emoji57] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Emojis are for paedos and wee lassies. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Emojis are for paedos and wee lassies. ^^^sent the aubergine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Emojis are for paedos and wee lassies. ^^^sent the aubergine ^^^^received the aubergine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 10 hours ago, welshbairn said: Emojis on the phone. Just wanted to add one to a text to indicate I wasn't being totally serious and got a load of fucking grimacing teddy bears to choose from. Had to revert to old style : and ) which is the only one I know. What was wrong with the old ones, I've no idea what most of the new ones mean. Grumpy old c**t thread for this probably. They mean whatever you want them to mean m8, but if ever in any doubt, send the aubergine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 So I went for a curry. It was fuckin magnificent Saw the result when I got back. Didn't give a f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 When you go to the supermarket early so you can get back before the footy starts, only to remember that you can't buy booze before 10am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Pepper said: When you go to the supermarket early so you can get back before the footy starts, only to remember that you can't buy booze before 10am. Calling the game footy and being unfamiliar with licencing hours go hand in hand. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Calling the game footy and being unfamiliar with licencing hours go hand in hand. Agreed. Beast confirmed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 So I went for a curry. It was fuckin magnificent [emoji4] Saw the result when I got back. Didn't give a f**k Starting a sentence with So..... Agreed. Beast confirmed Agreed too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 The low camera position they're using for word cup games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 15 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: So I went for a curry. It was fuckin magnificent Saw the result when I got back. Didn't give a f**k A bit like how the rest of us feel now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Pepper said: The low camera position they're using for word cup games. Scrabble competition? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 The World Cup has reminded me of one. When the camera at a big game focusses on someone or a group who's team are obviously losing and their faces are tripping them. Their instant change in mood to turm from depressed to smiley and waving. Maybe I get too emotional at the fitba but if my team are losing and I'm gutted or mad about it, I couldn't give two shiny shites if a camera focussed on me. I certainly wouldn't turn happy all of a sudden, I'd be more likely to give the fingers if anything. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 15 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: The World Cup has reminded me of one. When the camera at a big game focusses on someone or a group who's team are obviously losing and their faces are tripping them. Their instant change in mood to turm from depressed to smiley and waving. Maybe I get too emotional at the fitba but if my team are losing and I'm gutted or mad about it, I couldn't give two shiny shites if a camera focussed on me. I certainly wouldn't turn happy all of a sudden, I'd be more likely to give the fingers if anything. I think I'd tell a cameraman to f**k off if he pointed his camera at me in any circumstances at the football. Adults who jump up and down, waving their arms when they're behind someone taking a throw-in are worse than Pol Pot. English Premiership games are the worst for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 4 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: The World Cup has reminded me of one. When the camera at a big game focusses on someone or a group who's team are obviously losing and their faces are tripping them. Their instant change in mood to turm from depressed to smiley and waving. Maybe I get too emotional at the fitba but if my team are losing and I'm gutted or mad about it, I couldn't give two shiny shites if a camera focussed on me. I certainly wouldn't turn happy all of a sudden, I'd be more likely to give the fingers if anything. I wouldn't notice. You'd have to be looking at a big screen to realise. Obviously there aren't any in Scottish football but if there I wouldn't see it as I would be watching the game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 12 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: The World Cup has reminded me of one. When the camera at a big game focusses on someone or a group who's team are obviously losing and their faces are tripping them. Their instant change in mood to turm from depressed to smiley and waving. Maybe I get too emotional at the fitba but if my team are losing and I'm gutted or mad about it, I couldn't give two shiny shites if a camera focussed on me. I certainly wouldn't turn happy all of a sudden, I'd be more likely to give the fingers if anything. Doesn't happen at football obviously but when the camera turns to the audience in a theatre/TV studio you can guarantee there'll be at least one twat who nudges his mate and points excitedly at the monitor because he's just recognised himself. Which means of course that he's looking at the monitor and not the camera so his friends at home aren't even going to recognise him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 The worst thing about the buffoons being caught on camera at these games is when they realise it, they keep looking at themselves on the screen rather than giving it a rather large: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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