Stellaboz Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Euph?It's spelt youth you sack of lardpuff. Sent from my F3311 using Pie and Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 In the Ante room downstairs in the Mess, there is no sugar in the bowl. Instead it's filled with sachets of sugar. I don't like it We have that at work, saves the seeth when some mouth breather uses a wet spoon to get sugar and leaves it a clumpy mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 1 minute ago, weirdcal said: We have that at work, saves the seeth when some mouth breather uses a wet spoon to get sugar and leaves it a clumpy mess. We don't have that problem. There's one small tray with clean teaspoons and another for the used ones. The Mess staff replace the trays as and when required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 We don't have that problem. There's one small tray with clean teaspoons and another for the used ones. The Mess staff replace the trays as and when required. Oh we have hunners of spoons it's just some folk think stirring coffee or tea before sugar and using the same spoon is a better idea. Rather the packets than a lump of off white sugar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 FFS. Hollywood 'H' in Oldmeldrum before going on world tour. Quote The five-year tour will start in London later this month, before visiting 60 cities around the world. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-44454301 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 22 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: b*****disation of words, especially in adverts. Current advert for Guide dogs sponsorship, a worthy cause. If you sponsor a puppy in guide dog training they send you 'regular pupdates' Ain't that cute how they have combined the words puppy and update to make pupdate........well no it makes you an annoying Cockfuck and I hope a puppy has a shit in your slipper Well, that's travelodgical 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 11 hours ago, Zen Archer said: FFS. Hollywood 'H' in Oldmeldrum before going on world tour. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-44454301 Thought he was deid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Or put his stapler in jelly That is soo immature!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 15 hours ago, Torpar said: Or put his stapler in jelly The jelly mix being made with pish of course. Just in case he thinks "wooo, jelly!" and tries to eat it to get the stapler out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Opening the dishwasher to see plates sitting diagonally across the racks rather than in their adjacent slots. Literally nothing worse on the planet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 43 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Opening the dishwasher to see plates sitting diagonally across the racks rather than in their adjacent slots. Literally nothing worse on the planet. I'll see that and raise you plastic cups have moved upside down and are now filled with semi dirty water and have to be washed again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The jelly mix being made with pish of course. Just in case he thinks "wooo, jelly!" and tries to eat it to get the stapler out. I think that would depend on whether or not he wrote his name on the stapler in Tipp-Ex, chemicals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Swarley said: I'll see that and raise you plastic cups have moved upside down and are now filled with semi dirty water and have to be washed again. It's the c**t who thinks fly away plastic will get washed in the dishwasher; not just end up upside down with the contents heat welded on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 I just assumed that today's world cup opening match was an evening kick off in the UK. Just found out it's 4pm and I'll walk in the door just in time for the final whistle. f**k you Putin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 I just assumed that today's world cup opening match was an evening kick off in the UK. Just found out it's 4pm and I'll walk in the door just in time for the final whistle. f**k you Putin. Thought you were the bigshot gaffer? Leave early sir. Or do you not possess the minerals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 6 minutes ago, Rugster said: I just assumed that today's world cup opening match was an evening kick off in the UK. Just found out it's 4pm and I'll walk in the door just in time for the final whistle. f**k you Putin. Thought you were the bigshot gaffer? Leave early sir. Or do you not possess the minerals? For once I'm too fucking busy. Year end appraisals due in tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 For once I'm too fucking busy. Year end appraisals due in tomorrow. Make the write their own and claim its character building. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Rugster said: I just assumed that today's world cup opening match was an evening kick off in the UK. Just found out it's 4pm and I'll walk in the door just in time for the final whistle. f**k you Putin. Mind bring something home for dinner. Edited June 14, 2018 by Honest Saints Fan 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Oooft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 This shite, perhaps written with people in sweepies in mind: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44455175 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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