Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: I fuckin hate it it when the sparkle & romance goes out of a relationship. It was sparkling now you mention it. Must have been the Creamola Foam she was drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 13 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I’ll wait on WTM’s advice how to go about this Have you considered fucking the guy's dad? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Must have been the Creamola Foam she was drinking. Ah, a swallower! No wonder you married her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Have you considered fucking the guy's dad? I hadn’t. I suppose I would probably be quite reserved if I knew someone in the office had pumped my old man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 The obvious answer is to murder him and his entire family. Just his family as if he kills him he might need to do his work as well Sent from my F5321 using Pie and Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 32 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I hadn’t. I suppose I would probably be quite reserved if I knew someone in the office had pumped my old man. Exactly. You know what to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Pish his piece. Shag his da’. Marry him. Will be a busy afternoon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Pish his piece. Shag his da’. Marry him. Will be a busy afternoon! Right, I tell you what. Pick 5 P&B posters and send them his email address. Then have Div set up an online draw to randomly select only one of those posters to send him an email detailing the issues and potential consequences. Like a firing squad, you will never know who had the bullet and will have plausible deniability. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Right, I tell you what. Pick 5 P&B posters and send them his email address. Then have Div set up an online draw to randomly select only one of those posters to send him an email detailing the issues and potential consequences. Like a firing squad, you will never know who had the bullet and will have plausible deniability. Div could hold a draw and the ride that is Mrs Div could get involved! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Div could hold a draw and the ride that is Mrs Div could get involved! See, now you are thinking about this for the major P&B event shutting this c**t up could/should be. I suggest you start trying to sideline Mozza and Dee Man though. They seem to be getting overstimulated and your IP is already all over this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 See, now you are thinking about this for the major P&B event shutting this c**t up could/should be. I suggest you start trying to sideline Mozza and Dee Man though. They seem to be getting overstimulated and your IP is already all over this. Mozza has ousted himself as WTM so I’m just going to wait on him tracking my IP then I’ll pull the old switcharoo with chatting boy and I’m in the clear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Come in early tomorrow and remove from the office archive as many archive boxes as you can and build a wall round his desk, leaving just enough space so he can get to his chair. Leave a note on his desk stating ' this was done by the whole office as no-one wants to hear or see you ' Passive aggressive is the way forward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 5 hours ago, NJ2 said: The new c**t at work that sits behind me and slavers pish most the day, every day...a heads gone is imminent if he doesn’t shut up ^^^ seething, etc. (I am!) Super-soaker acid attack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 7 hours ago, NJ2 said: The new c**t at work that sits behind me and slavers pish most the day, every day...a heads gone is imminent if he doesn’t shut up ^^^ seething, etc. (I am!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 In the Ante room downstairs in the Mess, there is no sugar in the bowl. Instead it's filled with sachets of sugar. I don't like it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 7 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: b*****disation of words, especially in adverts. Current advert for Guide dogs sponsorship, a worthy cause. If you sponsor a puppy in guide dog training they send you 'regular pupdates' Ain't that cute how they have combined the words puppy and update to make pupdate........well no it makes you an annoying Cockfuck and I hope a puppy has a shit in your slipper Like blunts. Pupdates for blind cùnts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 2 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Come in early tomorrow and remove from the office archive as many archive boxes as you can and build a wall round his desk, leaving just enough space so he can get to his chair. Leave a note on his desk stating ' this was done by the whole office as no-one wants to hear or see you ' Passive aggressive is the way forward. Or put his stapler in jelly 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Windows down, heating on full blast.Come on ffs, you know this NJ. Sent from my F3311 using Pie and Bovril mobile app 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Windows down, heating on full blast.Come on ffs, you know this NJ. Sent from my F3311 using Pie and Bovril mobile app Euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Euph?It's spelt youth you sack of lardpuff. Sent from my F3311 using Pie and Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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