Bairnardo Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 What does "IV Cortex" mean? Should read VL cortex IMO (in my opinion) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 On 31/05/2018 at 14:57, Miguel Sanchez said: There's a woman in my work who always puts Smooth Radio on and I swear to christ they play Africa by Toto and Take On Me by a-ha at least once an hour, each. Do you get so annoyed that you go Simply Red in the face? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 57 minutes ago, throbber said: The "shape" of that shirt and all supermarket t-shirts is the really offensive thing. However, to show i'm not a clothes snob i will admit to buying work shirts out of Tesco and my PTTGOYN is the amount of plastic and card and clips involved in the fuckers. Guaranteed to find at least one of these things still attached to me half way through the day. Its the poor b*****ds who have to reconstruct them once I have tried it on in changing room and flung it back at them i feel sorry for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 What don’t you like about the shape of the t shirt?For anyone wanting to buy it it was at the Asda in Newhaven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, throbber said: What don’t you like about the shape of the t shirt? For anyone wanting to buy it it was at the Asda in Newhaven. It doesn't have a shape. I wouldn't expect anyone who wears jogging bottoms to understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 It doesn't have a shape. I wouldn't expect anyone who wears jogging bottoms to understand. It’s probably aimed at fat 50 somethings tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 It’s probably aimed at fat 50 somethings tbf. It is aimed precisely at yer da 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: It’s probably aimed at fat 50 somethings tbf. Thats exactly what I imagine it hanging off. I say this as a fat 30 something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 22 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Thats exactly what I imagine it hanging off. I say this as a fat 30 something It's semi see through as well, so everyone would get an eye full of your man boobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 My mum has been staying with us on and off for the last couple of weeks as she has been getting work done to her place. Finally got to pack her off home today and within 10 seconds of her getting through the door she’d trippped, smacked her head and needed to go to A&E. Now instead of a day enjoying the sun I’ve got to sit in a waiting room. Old folk should be shot. That’s some gash your mum has. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Those supermarket tops are always huge too, to make their fat customers feel better. A “small” is more like an XL from an actual clothes manufacturer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 That’s worse than the wanking den story imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That’s worse than the wanking den story imo ??? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It's semi see through as well, so everyone would get an eye full of your man boobs. A bit of wanking material for your pals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Those supermarket tops are always huge too, to make their fat customers feel better. A “small” is more like an XL from an actual clothes manufacturer. Its not the same policy as they have with condoms as the XL ones won’t safely enwrap my beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 15 minutes ago, throbber said: Its not the same policy as they have with condoms as the XL ones won’t safely enwrap my beast. Think you’ve mixed up contraceptives with water balloons again throbby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Lost Voice Guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 6 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: The "shape" of that shirt and all supermarket t-shirts is the really offensive thing. However, to show i'm not a clothes snob i will admit to buying work shirts out of Tesco and my PTTGOYN is the amount of plastic and card and clips involved in the fuckers. Guaranteed to find at least one of these things still attached to me half way through the day. Its the poor b*****ds who have to reconstruct them once I have tried it on in changing room and flung it back at them i feel sorry for. Would they not come off when you washed and ironed it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 31 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Lost Voice Guy Wrong time of year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 32 minutes ago, Rugster said: Would they not come off when you washed and ironed it? Did what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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