Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 25 minutes ago, GordonD said: Only if errrr.....Dara O'Braian errrr......comes on and errrrrr.......repeats everybody errrrrr.......else's errrrrr.....jokes FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Never met a Good Dog in my life[emoji6] .Apart from my dogs who are c***s that bark all night fighting snakes and intruders. They are employees of the SlipperyP fort/ mudhutt. They get fed. No love...that was lost years ago. Edit - when did dogs get access to the internet to send emails? i like the sound of the SlipperyP Defence League or SPDL for short. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Granny Danger Psychiatrist Retires. It’s a public warning they’re putting out. Old man Danger may become more raging than ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 The absolute worst thing about this GDPR pish is not the laws, or the number of emails, its the cringeworthy jovial tone of the generic emails.... I believe Virgin may be resonsible for this over a period of years."Hey, we know you are probz thinking not another privacy email LOL...."Actually means, "Hey, we are banking on you being too stupid or lazy to understand what you are consenting to" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: Granny Danger Psychiatrist Retires. It’s a public warning they’re putting out. Old man Danger may become more raging than ever. Scenes earlier from the Canary Islands: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 The reek of shit is from local mine getting lime cake smothered over the earth to improve it for agriculture. Farmer is getting done for it, the entire town is reeking of a mixture of shit and spew. Genuinely wtf were they thinking. All windows shut and roasting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 23 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: The reek of shit is from local mine getting lime cake smothered over the earth to improve it for agriculture. Farmer is getting done for it, the entire town is reeking of a mixture of shit and spew. Genuinely wtf were they thinking. All windows shut and roasting. On the bright side. Quote The council has been assured by the landowner there is currently no plans to spread any further material at the site. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-44253396 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 I'm glad we got some context to that post, although a persistent smell of shite permeating Fife isn't that out of the ordinary I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Pretty much this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 That's not a video I'm going to watch, sorry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Melt some chocolate and make cornflake cakes. Thank me later. You're the maaaan! I might well do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Nothing like a big Liverpool game for the rest of us to hear how much better their fans are. See also big Celtic European games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 20 degrees and she’s put the fucking tumble dryer on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 20 degrees and she’s put the fucking tumble dryer on. Hanging out socks takes fucking ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, rodallegabombs said: Hanging out socks takes fucking ages. Shut up wife and get my pants out on the line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Shut up wife and get my pants out on the line. I've had to scrub out these skids by hand FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 28 minutes ago, rodallegabombs said: I've had to scrub out these skids by hand FFS! Aye, and you’ve blunted ma good chisel. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 I drove down to the big city to watch Liverpool v Real in one of the British pubs thinking it would be a fun atmosphere. The place is packed and after half an hour, I gave up trying to get a drink. There’s a queue away down the street of people trying to get in. Where they’ll fit, I have no idea and I suspect we’ve already passed the maximum capacity for fire regulations. We’re ALL gettin’ up close and sweaty with our fellow patrons. Right now, a sad sack is yelling at folk “We were here early to get a seat. Now my kid can’t see. You need to move”. Aye, good luck with that pal. ETA: And the fucker’s wearing an Arsenal shirt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Shotgun said: I drove down to the big city to watch Liverpool v Real in one of the British pubs thinking it would be a fun atmosphere. The place is packed and after half an hour, I gave up trying to get a drink. There’s a queue away down the street of people trying to get in. Where they’ll fit, I have no idea and I suspect we’ve already passed the maximum capacity for fire regulations. We’re ALL gettin’ up close and sweaty with our fellow patrons. Right now, a sad sack is yelling at folk “We were here early to get a seat. Now my kid can’t see. You need to move”. Aye, good luck with that pal. ETA: And the fucker’s wearing an Arsenal shirt. Don't understand why immigrants can't just start watching rounders and netball like the natives tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 On 25/05/2018 at 20:43, D.A.F.C said: The reek of shit is from local mine getting lime cake smothered over the earth to improve it for agriculture. Farmer is getting done for it, the entire town is reeking of a mixture of shit and spew. Genuinely wtf were they thinking. All windows shut and roasting. Seems to be over a fair area. Was down Falkland way the other week and it was honking. Even at Milnathort the other day you could smell it. Obscene. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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