Aidan Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 we could all put this in RTBC if yourbattery runs out matealso if youre the aidan from montrose i think you are??If we used to work together at JC then you're exactly who I think you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Get a room you two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 (edited) The fact that my (left handed) son puts the milk back in the fridge with the handle on the wrong side for (right handed) me. Edited May 24, 2018 by Boghead ranter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Boghead ranter said: The fact that my (left handed) son puts the milk back in the fridge with the handle on the wrong side for (left handed) me. That’s devil children/parents for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That’s devil children/parents for you. Arrgh, right handed me! Post edited, extra vodka put on my cornflakes, I'm obviously not at functioning alcoholic level yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Wizz fucking Air sent me a cheery email today to announce that they've decided to change the time of a flight from London Luton that I booked just two weeks ago and was scheduled to be on this July. Not by something minor like half an hour - they've changed the departure time from 1830 to 0555. As I specifically booked to connect with an evening flight, I'll now have to i) spend considerably more money on a new flight later that day, ii) spend money travelling from Luton to Stansted, where the alternative flight will be leaving from and iii) have to spend the best part of eight hours in both of those fucking shiteholes, because the second flight also won't leave until 9pm. And I also won't be able to get anything decent to eat when I finally get to the destination because f**k-all stays open until half 11 on a Sunday evening. Their sheer incompetence has turned what would have been a moderately unpleasant journey into a fucking abortion and all they are prepared to do is generously offer a full refund. That's a wee shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: The fact that my (left handed) son puts the milk back in the fridge with the handle on the wrong side for (right handed) me. Demand a DNA test! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: Demand a DNA test! deffo, my daughter's left handed too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Location: Larbert Wonder if Gunther was left handed? He was a "top shagger" by all accounts. Even had a wife and everything, like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Larbert is the Sodom of P&B. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Larbert is the Sodom of P&B. Gomorrah being Stenhousemuir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gomorrah being Stenhousemuir. Exactly. It's something to do with the fumes from Grangemouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 27 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Larbert is the Sodom of P&B. There are a lot of back doors here, right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Royal mail randomly delivering tracked items. They tell you a fucking hour before your item is being delivered. Great so I'm at work and you tell me at ten that it's coming at eleven. So you waste your postmans time and my time. Would it not make sense to give you two or three options? Fucking useless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 15 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Royal mail randomly delivering tracked items. They tell you a fucking hour before your item is being delivered. Great so I'm at work and you tell me at ten that it's coming at eleven. So you waste your postmans time and my time. Would it not make sense to give you two or three options? Fucking useless. Get them to deliver to your work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Exactly. It's something to do with the fumes from Grangemouth. The fumes from Grangemouth conveniently blow over Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: The fumes from Grangemouth conveniently blow over Fife. That's why we built wind turbines, to blow them back again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 If we used to work together at JC then you're exactly who I think you are.thats me mate. hope youre doing well man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 17 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 17 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Windows updates. 20 minutes at 0%. An hour later, still only 53% Least you're nearly half way m8 chin up. Nearly halfway? 53% is over halfway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 thats me mate. hope youre doing well manThought it was you but I wasn't 100%. Aye I'm good hope you're sound[emoji1303] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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