pj_puttz Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: You should have threw her tea in her face. Lessons need to be learned. Essentially her thought process was this: "I am going to make a premeditated decision which I know will result in a negative response so that I can subsequently complain about the response, even though I was the one who deliberately manufactured it." The fact she unashamedly admitted this was her thought process was serious goading IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 31 minutes ago, pj_puttz said: Mrs asks me if I want a cup of tea, I politely decline. Mrs comes through with her cup of tea and nice packet of biscuits, proceeds to eat a biscuit and exclaims how delicious they are. I casually mention it would have been handy to know we had a nice packet of biscuits at the time I was offered tea as it might have swayed my decision, but no matter. Mrs, making it clear she is annoyed, says "I KNEW this would happen! I knew I'd bring these biscuits through and you would moan coz I hadn't told you we had them!" If you KNEW it would happen why didn't you tell me about the fucking biscuits in the first place? There is a course of action which is regularly advised on here in such circumstances but unfortunately it has slipped my mind at the moment. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj_puttz Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: There is a course of action which is regularly advised on here in such circumstances but unfortunately it has slipped my mind at the moment. Application of footwear to the baked dish of pastry covered meat did cross my mind at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 45 minutes ago, pj_puttz said: Mrs asks me if I want a cup of tea, I politely decline. Mrs comes through with her cup of tea and nice packet of biscuits, proceeds to eat a biscuit and exclaims how delicious they are. I casually mention it would have been handy to know we had a nice packet of biscuits at the time I was offered tea as it might have swayed my decision, but no matter. Mrs, making it clear she is annoyed, says "I KNEW this would happen! I knew I'd bring these biscuits through and you would moan coz I hadn't told you we had them!" If you KNEW it would happen why didn't you tell me about the fucking biscuits in the first place? Tactically wrong here, I make the tea/coffee in my house and I’m in charge of any biscuits, which get slyly dunked and eaten before I go through with the tea/coffee. I’m quite a sharing person, but not with biscuits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1 hour ago, pj_puttz said: Mrs asks me if I want a cup of tea, I politely decline. Mrs comes through with her cup of tea and nice packet of biscuits, proceeds to eat a biscuit and exclaims how delicious they are. I casually mention it would have been handy to know we had a nice packet of biscuits at the time I was offered tea as it might have swayed my decision, but no matter. Mrs, making it clear she is annoyed, says "I KNEW this would happen! I knew I'd bring these biscuits through and you would moan coz I hadn't told you we had them!" If you KNEW it would happen why didn't you tell me about the fucking biscuits in the first place? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 51 minutes ago, pj_puttz said: Essentially her thought process was this: "I am going to make a premeditated decision which I know will result in a negative response so that I can subsequently complain about the response, even though I was the one who deliberately manufactured it." The fact she unashamedly admitted this was her thought process was serious goading IMO. ^^^^^Team Rangers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: There is a course of action which is regularly advised on here in such circumstances but unfortunately it has slipped my mind at the moment. It would put you back out again if you tried it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Top tip for today - don’t eat salt and vinegar crisps when you have a mouth ulcer. Ya f*cker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Cling film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Glenrothes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Waiting for a bus in Clydebank and bird just shat on me. Fucking hate this place! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Waiting for a bus in Clydebank and bird just shat on me. Fucking hate this place! Did she at least wait till you got under the coffee table? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, microdave said: Waiting for a bus in Clydebank and bird just shat on me. Fucking hate this place! Did she at least wait till you got under the coffee table? Who waits for a bus under a coffee table....apart from you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 The BT sport / Donald Trump cartoon adverts very much get on my nerves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Watchdog on BBC 1 whining about paying extra on budget airlines for checking in luggage, booking a window seat or getting a sandwich. Where the f**k have they been for 10 years? Pays your money, gets what you need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Didn’t realise Watchdog was still a thing. Are you sure it’s not a repeat from 1998? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Didn’t realise Watchdog was still a thing. Are you sure it’s not a repeat from 1998? It's excellent viewing if you like watching tradesmen getting their lives destroyed by North London wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Judge Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 The seemingly relentless and inappropriate use of the word LITERALLY!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Came down to London yesterday for the darts tonight. Been in hospital since yesterday afternoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Came down to London yesterday for the darts tonight. Been in hospital since yesterday afternoon Nothing serious I hope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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