welshbairn Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) 37 minutes ago, steakpiegravy said: That way when your shift gets cancelled at the last minute and instead of going to the pub you decide to fit the bathroom towel rail your wife was nagging after, and it takes you 2 hours traipsing round 3 different DIY shops to get all the kit including a half inch radiator allen key which must have some use for hydroponic cannabis growing or something as no bugger has any in stock, then you get home and cant find the drill, which takes two hours of tidying the loft and the shed to locate, then you decide you'd better put some dinner on for the wife coming home in a couple of hours, then it takes another hour or so to measure up and get the brackets in the right place, and you are dripping with sweat cos its bloody heavy and tiles are buggers to drill through, and right about 5 minutes before you are about to hang the blasted thing on the wall your wife saunters in from work and says..... "Oh have you just started?" Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Fucked that up mate. Suction cups.... ....and Edited May 2, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steakpiegravy Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Aye am at the pub now. Will get it finished next week.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Having to get the dug put down, so that means a conversation with my 4 year old about what death is. We had that with the mother in laws dog that the bairns seen most days. The youngest one took it really badly, didn’t stop greeting for about 24 hours (apart from to sleep) he actually coped with the death of my mum better. Was probably one of the hardest things i have had to deal with. Good luck, it won’t be easy but kids are resilient, they bounce back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Getting up what you perceive as bring really early, only to head out to see the roads already busy as these early risers seriously cheapen your morning woe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 The Russian Roulette that is ordering poached eggs at a hotel breakfast, not knowing if they'll be solid, fine, or basically raw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Danny Mills claiming that the recognition of David De Gea means that he is making too many saves and you dont want to be talking about your goalkeeper. That would be fine if Man Uniteds finest era of success wasnt regularly puntuated by Peter Schmeichels outstanding contribitions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 (edited) Parked in Dumfries 5 or 6 times during my recent holiday to your fair country. Each time I deliberately sought out a small white car and parked as close as I could to it whilst remaining within the white lines. No comments on this thread from @19QOS19 would suggest I didn't park next to him! I feel like my entire holiday was a waste of time. Edited May 3, 2018 by Swarley 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 (edited) 21 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Having to get the dug put down, so that means a conversation with my 4 year old about what death is. I was over taking a truck full of beef cows and my 4 year old was in stitches at all the eyes noses and bums you could see sticking out the gaps. I said I wonder where they are heading to see what he thought. They were going to the zoo so people could visit them was his answer. Edited May 3, 2018 by Nkomo-A-Gogo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Going to start playing 5's again after a couple of years away from it. My old boots have disintegrated in the time spent out of action, so i decided to get myself a new pair. When did it become so difficult to buy a pair of boots? Firm Ground, Soft Ground, Artificial Ground (I suppose the ones I want for a modern 5's surface), Astro Turf. Also, does no one just do black boots anymore? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Going to start playing 5's again after a couple of years away from it. My old boots have disintegrated in the time spent out of action, so i decided to get myself a new pair. When did it become so difficult to buy a pair of boots? Firm Ground, Soft Ground, Artificial Ground (I suppose the ones I want for a modern 5's surface), Astro Turf. Also, does no one just do black boots anymore? Depends on the surface you’ll be playing on, but chances are Copa mundials are the correct answer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 34 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: I was over taking a truck full of beef cows and my 4 year old was in stitches at all the eyes noses and bums you could see sticking out the gaps. I said I wonder where they are heading to see what he thought. They were going to the zoo so people could visit them was his answer. Beef cows? As opposed to bacon cows? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Beef cows? As opposed to bacon cows? 'The bacon cows' is a half decent name for a band. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Depends on the surface you’ll be playing on, but chances are Copa mundials are the correct answer. It's 3G/4G five aside pitches, so the AG type boots seem to be the ones with the smaller studs. I ended up getting these: Which were the closest I could find to "normal boots", apart from the daft wee sock thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 13 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: 'The bacon cows' is a half decent name for a band. Or Little Mix as they are commonly known. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 It's 3G/4G five aside pitches, so the AG type boots seem to be the ones with the smaller studs. I ended up getting these: Which were the closest I could find to "normal boots", apart from the daft wee sock thing. All I can say is at least they’re black leather. Would have went copa’s personally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Pretty sure you can take that sock off, guy I play with has them and doesn’t wear it any more. Mostly cause I took the piss. I’ll always just buy astros without studs when I get boots, mainly so I can wear them on Astro and indoors on hardwood floors. Cheapskate that I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 52 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Depends on the surface you’ll be playing on, but chances are Copa mundials are the correct answer. Puma Kings > Copa Mundials 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 A colleague referring to an ex-colleague as an entrepreneur. Her parents buying her a flat and her sticking it on airbnb while she moves in with her boyfriend does not make her a fucking entrepreneur. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 20 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I was beginning to think you'd been put down. Brief stint in a North Korean gaol. All I said was that the Supreme Leader looks a bit like a lesbian. An Asiatic Ruth Davidson, if you will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 21 hours ago, welshbairn said: I wasn't much older than 4 when my older sisters taught me this. My parents were appalled. Think there were more verses. Have you ever thought While lying in bed That one fine day You're going to be DEAD? The worms crawl in The worms crawl out They crawl in thin And they crawl OUT STOUT! Nobody cares about your homespun tales and folksy wisdom of polio and rickets from down on the farm, grandad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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