Trackdaybob Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: Just tell yer wife to bolt then Thanks for that wee golden life advice nugget But there's really no need, I didn't bother with one of those in the first place. Would have been far too expensive come the inevitable divorce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: Was stuck in a big queue in co-op the other day. One girl working behind the till. With every customer she’s striking up a chat. So what are you doing today? Oh that’s lovely, nice weather isn’t it. Plans for the weekend? There’s a fucking massive queue you idiot, scan their shit take their money and let them f**k off. If this was while she was scanning the goods it wouldn't add much (if anything) to the time taken. And it's probably her only relief from passing ten thousand items of shopping over a glass panel, one at a time, while having to deal with torn-faced c***s moaning because they've had to wait in a queue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 12 hours ago, Shotgun said: That makes me think of the photos Victorians would take of people after they were dead. Quite skilfully done by the wee lad though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 8 minutes ago, GordonD said: If this was while she was scanning the goods it wouldn't add much (if anything) to the time taken. And it's probably her only relief from passing ten thousand items of shopping over a glass panel, one at a time, while having to deal with torn-faced c***s moaning because they've had to wait in a queue. It's called petty things that get on your nerves, I'm not claiming to be reasonable. Although to your point, the conversation went beyond the scanning, bagging and payment period of the transaction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Skank's! Skank's what? Who is Skank anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Folk who have loads of unread emails in their inbox due to not marking them as 'read' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 32 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Who is Skank anyway? Them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 26 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said: Although to your point, the conversation went beyond the scanning, bagging and payment period of the transaction. Then it was a fair complaint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 17 hours ago, Drew Brees said: Folk that get told “the evening times are coming round to do a story and take our picture in front of the dado rail” so he decides to put his outside jacket on and zip it all the way up, that’ll look normal. (From tonight’s evening times) I'm assuming the kids death ray eyes stare is due to the fact this photo will prove beyond doubt that this p***k on the right is his father as they both have identical massive Scottish Cup handle Lugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 I'm assuming the kids death ray eyes stare is due to the fact this photo will prove beyond doubt that this p***k on the right is his father as they both have identical massive Scottish Cup handle Lugs. The accompanying story was something about a banger/fire work going of at ibrox on Sunday and it affected the lads hearing, I think if it had went off at pittodrie he would’ve still heard it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 People who add salt to the food on their plate before tasting it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: People who add salt to the food on their plate before tasting it. IS this food you have cooked or just in general. In general it might scrape in as a PTTGOYN, where as when you have cooked the food, it scrapes into the realms of justifying throwing someone down the stairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: IS this food you have cooked or just in general. In general it might scrape in as a PTTGOYN, where as when you have cooked the food, it scrapes into the realms of justifying throwing someone down the stairs. Talking about in restaurants. Doesn’t ‘scrape’ as a PTTGOYN all such things are personal. Can’t understand how you don’t get the that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Talking about in restaurants. Doesn’t ‘scrape’ as a PTTGOYN all such things are personal. Can’t understand how you don’t get the that. Salt consumption is personal, didn't stop you putting your tuppence worth in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 People who add salt to the food on their plate before tasting it. Its a habit they can't break. They are salt addicts On a similar theme, we had some friends across for a BBQ at the weekend. Their kids asked if I had any BBQ sauce, I said no just HP sauce. I then explained that it wasn't like BBQ sauce that it was bitter, tangy, different. Both of them covered their entire plate with sauce. First bite spat it back out, don't like it. Why didn't you try it first before wasting all that food you little shits was what I should have said instead of oh ok I'll cook some more sausages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Just now, Bairnardo said: Salt consumption is personal, didn't stop you putting your tuppence worth in? It’s not about salt consumption it’s about folk adding salt before knowing if it’s needed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: People who add salt to the food on their plate before tasting it. I hate that. A remnant of pre-1990s when food was bland and overcooked and you needed to add salt and pepper to give it any flavour. It's no longer the case but older people still have the habit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: It’s not about salt consumption it’s about folk adding salt before knowing if it’s needed. Which can broadly be regarded as consumption.... My point was merely that its so much worse if you have gone to the effort of making someone a meal and they do it. Crack on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Which can broadly be regarded as consumption.... My point was merely that its so much worse if you have gone to the effort of making someone a meal and they do it. Crack on No your wrong; don’t expect you to admit that though. If someone is served food that most of us would regard as very salty, tastes it then still adds more then it’s about personal consumption. If they add the salt before tasting the food it’s not about personal consumption. Edited March 15, 2018 by Granny Danger 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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