Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Just now, Bairnardo said: 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Mr and Mrs Bairnardo arrive at a swingers party. Mrs Bs height has never been specified on here thank you Youve got the megaphone and she's got the custard jumper. obvs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs Bs height has never been specified on here thank you Edited February 20, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Bairnardo, stop fucking feeding ducks bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 You feed beefburgers to swans. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 You feed beefburgers to swans. Perhaps you can tell me what's wrong with feeding beefburgers to swans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Perhaps you can tell me what's wrong with feeding beefburgers to swans? Yeah if they didn’t like them they wouldn’t eat them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Which food should you feed ducks? Don't care about geese and swans cos they're twats anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Which food should you feed ducks? Don't care about geese and swans cos they're twats anyway. Duck food 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Which food should you feed ducks? Don't care about geese and swans cos they're twats anyway. Mandarin orange 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Slippery P feeds the local water based fauna dead/dying dog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 22 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Slippery P feeds the local water based fauna dead/dying dog if you had any crispy pets, for instance, you could crumble them up and scatter the resulting "meal" on local lakes and ponds thereby providing an organic and biodegradable food source for wildlife, and it'd be a good way to usefully dispose of any thusly-burned domestic friends (i mean - you can hardly cremate them again, can you - i don't imaging that'd be a good thing, like twice-fried chips or fat rascals) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Waiting to hear back about a job I'm in for. Was told it should be yesterday I would hear but still nothing. Needless to say I don't think I have it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) Flo and Joan. I hate them and their 'quaint' British humour. Their quirky songs are even more irritating than Victoria Wood's quirky songs. Edited February 20, 2018 by The Real Saints 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Going out for dinner tonight. Had a 40 pound voucher. Mrs B has lost it**might have been my fault, since the nature of losing things is that no c**t can mind what happened to it, but she seems to be shouldering it so happy to play along. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Did you hear a faint "yoink" at any point recently? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, grumswall said: Waiting to hear back about a job I'm in for. Was told it should be yesterday I would hear but still nothing. Needless to say I don't think I have it. Not bothering to reply to unsuccessful candidates seems to be standard these days. It's just a click on a computer with a saved standard letter ffs. Good luck anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Not bothering to reply to unsuccessful candidates seems to be standard these days. It's just a click on a computer with a saved standard letter ffs. Good luck anyway. Yeah for all it takes. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 minute ago, grumswall said: Yeah for all it takes. Cheers. I think McLeish got it anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Which food should you feed ducks? Don't care about geese and swans cos they're twats anyway. Swans are complete and utter c***s. Very Loving towards their wee chicks, but as soon as they’re bigger, kick f**k out them. Scumbag behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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