coprolite Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 14 minutes ago, hk blues said: Further to a previous post I made ref. piss poor journalism - In this case she may have seen a rat, but I smell one :- "Pat Bateman, 60, said she had just finished feeding her two-year-old lunch and was putting the packet back in the freezer when she spotted the rodent". she sounds like a psycho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Further to a previous post I made ref. piss poor journalism - In this case she may have seen a rat, but I smell one :- "Pat Bateman, 60, said she had just finished feeding her two-year-old lunch and was putting the packet back in the freezer when she spotted the rodent". But rat burgers are meant to taste nice. According to a 1993 documentary I watched about a policeman who likes to demolish things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 11 hours ago, welshbairn said: In my day we used to rely on memory or imagination. Or clothes catalogues. Yep, taking the Kay's or Grattan catalogue upstairs "to have a look at the toy section" The stone age of masturbation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 8 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Yep, taking the Kay's or Grattan catalogue upstairs "to have a look at the toy section" The stone age of masturbation. The shower section was the secret gem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 I used to crack one off while looking at the lingerie section of Argos catalogues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 9 hours ago, buchan30 said: Or finding a jazz mag in a bush. Kids will never know that pleasure now. 12 hours ago, welshbairn said: In my day we used to rely on memory or imagination. Or clothes catalogues. Or the small ads in the weekend papers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Burst a tyre because I kerbed the car like a fucking arsehole. Waiting for the AA to come and rescue me. I wouldn't mind but I'm stuck outside a fucking primary school. The janitor has already come and asked me if I'm alright and locked the gates. FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: I used to crack one off while looking at the lingerie section of Argos catalogues. Is that why you got banned from visiting Argos? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 25 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Burst a tyre because I kerbed the car like a fucking arsehole. Waiting for the AA to come and rescue me. I wouldn't mind but I'm stuck outside a fucking primary school. The janitor has already come and asked me if I'm alright and locked the gates. FFS. Hiya Myra Hindley, Hiya pal! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Hiya Myra Hindley, Hiya pal! My car is way nicer than hers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 11 hours ago, buchan30 said: Or finding a jazz mag in a bush. Kids will never know that pleasure now. Or finding bush in a jazz mag... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 37 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Burst a tyre because I kerbed the car like a fucking arsehole. Waiting for the AA to come and rescue me. I wouldn't mind but I'm stuck outside a fucking primary school. The janitor has already come and asked me if I'm alright and locked the gates. FFS. Reminds me of something I heard Fred MacAulay say. He was at the Parent-Teacher evening at his son's school and the teacher recognised him and asked, "What are you doing here?" Fred replied, "You're my son's teacher!" and the teacher said, "Oh, right. I've seen you hanging about outside the school but I didn't realise you were a parent!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: My car is way nicer than hers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I told you you could only take photos if you didn't share them on here. Edited February 6, 2018 by Lisa Cuddy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I told you you could only take photos if you didn't share them on here. Sorry, didn't think you'd mind one of the tamer ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Is that why you got banned from visiting Argos? Though it does explain why they started laminating the ones in the shop… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Sorry, didn't think you'd mind one of the tamer ones. Are those the ones where the sponge has been discarded? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Burst a tyre because I kerbed the car like a fucking arsehole. Waiting for the AA to come and rescue me. I wouldn't mind but I'm stuck outside a fucking primary school. The janitor has already come and asked me if I'm alright and locked the gates. FFS. Do you not have a spare? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 12 minutes ago, Adam said: Do you not have a spare? Indeed, but I don't have a jack. Spare is now on but I still need to go to KwikFit to get the burst one repaired and back on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Genuinely shocked no P&B white knight was forthcoming to sort out this dilemma tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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