eddiemunster Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 The smelly looking bird in those Tui adverts, f**k off with your singing and your hair that needs washed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 59 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: That bloke needs to get out more. And maybe even a girlfriend How can you get so uptight about something like that? You've not been on here that long, have you? 43 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: The smelly looking bird in those Tui adverts, f**k off with your singing and your hair that needs washed. Oh Eddie! Bit skinnier than my usual, she's well within my preset perameters of cleanliness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 I just got a large monitor for my PC, which is a RTBC. However, it's caused me to realise I've descended even further into boring auld fartery, as the first thing I thought was, "I can't wait to open a couple of spreadsheets on this bad boy" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Personally, I'm more outraged about the person to ball ratio. Ball that size will hardly fit through the goalmouth ffs. Maybe the footballs are very close, while the people are far away? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Wee Josh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 In among the usual stats like "shots on goal" etc that they stick in the corner during the interviews on Match of the Day, they have started showing one that says "Expected goals". Wtf is that about? It annoys me far more than it probably should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 When you go to the cash machine and you get three options - 1. View balance 2. View balance and cash withdrawal 3. Cash withdrawal Press the third option to withdraw cash and before it asks how much cash you would like to withdraw, it asks if you would like to view your balance. Surely if I wanted to do this, I’d press the second option? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 34 minutes ago, IainMorton said: When you go to the cash machine and you get three options - 1. View balance 2. View balance and cash withdrawal 3. Cash withdrawal Press the third option to withdraw cash and before it asks how much cash you would like to withdraw, it asks if you would like to view your balance. Surely if I wanted to do this, I’d press the second option? .....and Cash or cash with receipt? Cash - would you like a receipt? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Personally, I'm more outraged about the person to ball ratio. Ball that size will hardly fit through the goalmouth ffs. Like this! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 2 hours ago, microdave said: Like this! Is that your cousin Kevin's? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That pitch needs an iron (on the reverse side obviously). If it's a Premiership game, yes, but if it's lower league then it's quite accurate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Looks like the wife is losing her job due to Edinburgh council and their fucking stupid absence procedures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, philpy said: Looks like the wife is losing her job due to Edinburgh council and their fucking stupid absence procedures. Why leave a post so vague? Is it so that people come on here and say "that's shite philpy, what happened?" because if it is, I'm not giving you the satisfaction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Looks like the wife is losing her job due to Edinburgh council and their fucking stupid absence procedures. You mean sacking someone for not turning up? How dare they. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Why leave a post so vague? Is it so that people come on here and say "that's shite philpy, what happened?" because if it is, I'm not giving you the satisfaction. Should have elaborated more, aye. Basically over the last 5 years, she's had a foot operation, and a knee operation, both of which she had to obviously take time off for. She was put on two absence displinary procedures on both occasions. The latter was a case of if she went 6 months without being off the second one would be wiped off. They extended it to a year, she had 3 days off in that period, and has just went back from a week off to due to a very nasty chest infection. This has ended up going to a stage 3 meeting, which could mean dismissal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 It just fucks me off that they can punish someone for having to go in for surgery then have to take time to recover from it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 10 minutes ago, philpy said: 21 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Why leave a post so vague? Is it so that people come on here and say "that's shite philpy, what happened?" because if it is, I'm not giving you the satisfaction. Should have elaborated more, aye. Basically over the last 5 years, she's had a foot operation, and a knee operation, both of which she had to obviously take time off for. She was put on two absence displinary procedures on both occasions. The latter was a case of if she went 6 months without being off the second one would be wiped off. They extended it to a year, she had 3 days off in that period, and has just went back from a week off to due to a very nasty chest infection. This has ended up going to a stage 3 meeting, which could mean dismissal. Hope she's in a union and getting represented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, philpy said: 24 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Why leave a post so vague? Is it so that people come on here and say "that's shite philpy, what happened?" because if it is, I'm not giving you the satisfaction. Should have elaborated more, aye. Basically over the last 5 years, she's had a foot operation, and a knee operation, both of which she had to obviously take time off for. She was put on two absence displinary procedures on both occasions. The latter was a case of if she went 6 months without being off the second one would be wiped off. They extended it to a year, she had 3 days off in that period, and has just went back from a week off to due to a very nasty chest infection. This has ended up going to a stage 3 meeting, which could mean dismissal. What was the reasoning for extending the first period to a year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Welsh accents 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thats an odd reason. Seems fair to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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