banana Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 3 hours ago, endieinreekie said: Putting petrol in the car last night and it took about 20 minutes. Every time I put any significant pressure on the nozzle (steady!) it clicked off so had to ease off and as a result probably only getting a couple of drops into the tank at a time. What is causing this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 I've got another Christmas party Saturday night with some Scots and Irish and as much as I'm looking forward to it, the fear is on big time. I just know on Sunday I'll be completely dead and feel awful. I’ve had two day binges the last two weekends, another night out tomorrow and I think I know what’s coming...I’m not looking forward to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 At the risk of sounding miserly, there is a collection for the janitors and cleaners at my work. Get that right to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 At the risk of sounding miserly, there is a collection for the janitors and cleaners at my work. Get that right to f**k. Has there been some sort janitor/cleaner incident? How condescending. “Right, jannies, cleaners, we know you earn f**k all so us people with real jobs have put some of our real money together so you can buy some of whatever it is you kind of people like around this time if year. You are very welcome”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Has there been some sort janitor/cleaner incident? How condescending. “Right, jannies, cleaners, we know you earn f**k all so us people with real jobs have put some of our real money together so you can buy some of whatever it is you kind of people like around this time if year. You are very welcome”. No incident. It happens every year. It's to 'thank them for their 'support'. They don't any more or any less hard than anyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 No incident. It happens every year. It's to 'thank them for their 'support'. They don't any more or any less hard than anyone else. I’m poorest paid in my team, I’d be mortified if they had a whip round for me. I’d accept it and spend it on bevy but I’d honestly want the ground to swallow me up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Just now, NJ2 said: I’m poorest paid in my team, I’d be mortified if they had a whip round for me. I’d accept it and spend it on bevy but I’d honestly want the ground to swallow me up. Aye it's only slight less patronising and condescending that wrapping up a mop and bucket and giving it them as a present 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Aye it's only slight less patronising and condescending that wrapping up a mop and bucket and giving it them as a present First time, I’d be mortified. If it continued I’d just start to think ‘f**k it, I’ll gladly spend your money on a night out’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 The cleaner in my work turned up three hours late on Tuesday and still left at his usual time. I'd love to see the reaction of a proposed whipround. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 28 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: No incident. It happens every year. It's to 'thank them for their 'support'. They don't any more or any less hard than anyone else. It's because they have to clean up after tinks like you. They deserve every penny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 3 hours ago, banana said: Fucking top patter, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: It's because they have to clean up after tinks like you. They deserve every penny. Like me?! I'm quite tidy and conscientious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 16 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The cleaner in my work turned up three hours late on Tuesday and still left at his usual time. I'd love to see the reaction of a proposed whipround. Had he been reading one of your posts on the "worst posters" thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Had he been reading one of your posts on the "worst posters" thread? You're not a ticket, m8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: You're not a ticket, m8. I thought it was a beautifully written bit of work until we were treated to Oleksandar(sp?)'s "less is more" approach to reviews. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I thought it was a beautifully written bit of work until we were treated to Oleksandar(sp?)'s "less is more" approach to reviews. He drinks from puddles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: He drinks from puddles And is a nazi racist scumbag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: He drinks from puddles So does my dog. Edited December 14, 2017 by Shandon Par 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: So does my dog. A ringing endorsement of character if I've ever seen one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: He drinks from puddles Poor boy didn't drink from a puddle, he merely washed his mouth out with puddle water as he had just vomited due to not being able to handle his drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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