endieinreekie Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: You're not thrusting the shaft far in enough. I don't want to break the thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) 59 minutes ago, endieinreekie said: Putting petrol in the car last night and it took about 20 minutes. Every time I put any significant pressure on the nozzle (steady!) it clicked off so had to ease off and as a result probably only getting a couple of drops into the tank at a time. What is causing this? Option A: Rise of the Machines, they are going to start by slowly being awkward and driving us all insane then kill us all. Annoying cash machines, petrol pumps and self service tills are the start and in 2018 Sky will merge with Fox Network to become Skynet and then the end is nigh......................................... Option B: You are just a ham-fisted clot. Edited December 14, 2017 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Option A: Rise of the Machines, they are going to start by slowly being awkward and driving us all insane then kill us all. Annoying cash machines, petrol pumps and self service tills are the start and in 2018 Sky will merge with Fox Network to become Skynet and then the end is nigh......................................... Option B: You are just a ham-fisted clot. Definitely option A. I had a bank machine ask me 3 (three) separate times if I wanted a printed balance. By the third time I wasn’t sure 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 hour ago, endieinreekie said: Putting petrol in the car last night and it took about 20 minutes. Every time I put any significant pressure on the nozzle (steady!) it clicked off so had to ease off and as a result probably only getting a couple of drops into the tank at a time. What is causing this? Last time that happened to me i lost patience after a £5er, I just put the nozzle back, drove a few yards to the next one and continued on quite happy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 33 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Option A: Rise of the Machines, they are going to start by slowly being awkward and driving us all insane then kill us all. Annoying cash machines, petrol pumps and self service tills are the start and in 2018 Sky will merge with Fox Network to become Skynet and then the end is nigh......................................... Option B: You are just a ham-fisted clot. Good chance that it's Option B. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) 19 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Last time that happened to me i lost patience after a £5er, I just put the nozzle back, drove a few yards to the next one and continued on quite happy This is one of my current PTTGOYN, cash machines. Options are CASH WITH RECEIPT or CASH WITHOUT RECEIPT, and even if you choose without receipt it does repeatedly ask if you want a receipt is if the machine knows better. Only surpassed by the idiot humans that request a receipt and then walk away with the receipt hanging out the machine as litter, Edited December 14, 2017 by MEADOWXI 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Putting petrol in the car last night and it took about 20 minutes. Every time I put any significant pressure on the nozzle (steady!) it clicked off so had to ease off and as a result probably only getting a couple of drops into the tank at a time. What is causing this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 53 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: That is exactly what happens and exactly how I feel like reacting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 minute ago, endieinreekie said: That is exactly what happens and exactly how I feel like reacting. Don’t get yourself upset. It’s not worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Don’t get yourself upset. It’s not worth it. Thanks GD, very true. I'll just make sure that next time it needs filled up that the wife needs to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Just now, endieinreekie said: Thanks GD, very true. I'll just make sure that next time it needs filled up that the wife needs to do it. In honesty the same thing happened to me twice in the last couple of weeks at the same pay-at-the-pump pump at ASDA. Got fed up after £40 both times. Unfortunately my wife doesn’t drive so I can’t go with your ploy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 I've got another Christmas party Saturday night with some Scots and Irish and as much as I'm looking forward to it, the fear is on big time. I just know on Sunday I'll be completely dead and feel awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I've got another Christmas party Saturday night with some Scots and Irish and as much as I'm looking forward to it, the fear is on big time. I just know on Sunday I'll be completely dead and feel awful. So not British then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 So not British then? No. Unless you should think Eire is under occupation still?Go home British soldiers. And Granny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: In honesty the same thing happened to me twice in the last couple of weeks at the same pay-at-the-pump pump at ASDA. Got fed up after £40 both times. Unfortunately my wife doesn’t drive so I can’t go with your ploy. ^^ Cheapskate didn't want to pay the extra $5000 to the mail order bride company fora wife who could drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Just now, Stellaboz said: No. Unless you should think Eire is under occupation still? Go home British soldiers. And Granny. You do realise that “Irish” also applies to folk from NI? I would refer to such folk as Irish (just as I would refer to Scots as ‘Scots’) but given your past form I assumed anyone from NI and Scotland would be ‘British’ in your eyes, you Tory voting, multi-lingual, imperialist scumbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 This is one of my current PTTGOYN, cash machines. Options are CASH WITH RECEIPT or CASH WITHOUT RECEIPT, and even if you choose without receipt it does repeatedly ask if you want a receipt is if the machine knows better. Only surpassed by the idiot humans that request a receipt and then walk away with the receipt hanging out the machine as litter, The bank machine owner charges your bank for providing you with a cash withdrawal. They can charge a bit more if they provide you with other services That’s why machines seem keen to show your balance and print statements 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 You do realise that “Irish” also applies to folk from NI? I would refer to such folk as Irish (just as I would refer to Scots as ‘Scots’) but given your past form I assumed anyone from NI and Scotland would be ‘British’ in your eyes, you Tory voting, multi-lingual, imperialist scumbag. Yes [emoji1]Shit I must have logged in as the chlamydia kid before... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: ^^ Cheapskate didn't want to pay the extra $5000 to the mail order bride company fora wife who could drive. I will take your word that theses rates for mail order brides are accurate; it doesn’t surprise me that you know them. Married life over the last 41 years would have been easier if my wife was a driver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: This is one of my current PTTGOYN, cash machines. Options are CASH WITH RECEIPT or CASH WITHOUT RECEIPT, and even if you choose without receipt it does repeatedly ask if you want a receipt is if the machine knows better. Only surpassed by the idiot humans that request a receipt and then walk away with the receipt hanging out the machine as litter, This. Lots. Grinds my fuckin gears 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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