Hedgecutter Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Mothers leaving multiple missed calls and voicemails when they know you're on holiday in the arse end of the Namib Desert where you're not able to return calls for days at a time.- Has somebody close died? - Has the house flooded or burned down? "Oh, nothing's wrong, didn't realise I phoned you three times and left messages using my new smartphone". Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Why does a little drop of snow make national news headlines every year and why do we never learn how to deal with it properly ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Why does a little drop of snow make national news headlines every year and why do we never learn how to deal with it properly ? Because the news is a waste of time and people are fucking morons. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Still no snow in Dundee! It seems to be snowing everywhere else but here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Or Dumfries, thankfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Maybe just places beginning with 'Du'. Is it snowing in Dunblane, Dumbarton, Dunfermline, Dunbar, Duns? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Just now, DA Baracus said: Maybe just places beginning with 'Du'. Is it snowing in Dunblane, Dumbarton, Dunfermline, Dunbar, Duns? Not in Dumbarton. I think you've cracked it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Not in Dumbarton. I think you've cracked it. I think so. What a strangely particular bout of precipitation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 It's not snowing in Clydebank. Theory blown out of the water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: It's not snowing in Clydebank. Theory blown out of the water. Theory still stands. It might snow in Clydebank, but it definitely won't snow in Dundee, Dumbarton or any other afflicted 'Du' towns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Maybe just places beginning with 'Du'. Is it snowing in Dunblane, Dumbarton, Dunfermline, Dunbar, Duns? It's snowing in Düsseldorf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 30 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: It's not snowing in Clydebank. Theory blown out of the water. Clydebank aka South Duntocher, Theory alive again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 minute ago, MEADOWXI said: Clydebank aka South Duntocher, Theory alive again. South starts with So. Theory as dead as Keith Chegwin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 It's not snowing in Duddingston, or anywhere else in Edinburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: South starts with So. Theory as dead as Keith Chegwin. Duntocher South, Cheggers Went Pop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Clydebank is in Dunbartonshire West is it not? 5 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Duntocher South, Cheggers Went Pop Clutching x 2. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: It could be snowing in Dunkeld. I am not in Dunkeld though, so I don't know. HTH It's not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 I really feel like we've stumbled on to some sort of major meteorological conspiracy here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Did we really get beaten 5-2 but Queens at the weekend? It's snowing in my soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 People wishing each other "Happy Christmas" before the day itself. It's mostly media types south of the border but it's still mildly irritating. Would you wish someone a Happy Birthday a fortnight before the day itself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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