Stellaboz Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Someone has posted a picture on FB of a dog, a certificate and something about it "graduating" from a dog class.I'm almost done with this world, we're plagued by fucking idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) 11 hours ago, MeadowArab said: Good work spending nothing on a conference. Nippy is to be commended. Who'd have thought sweet pete would be the brains of the family? Edited November 21, 2017 by whiskychimp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 This morning I have arrived at work to find I have received 23 emails already from the head of our department, 14 of which are correcting information in the others. Why not spend 5 minutes extra making sure the first one is right instead of trying to make yourself look efficient and hard working, but making a complete arse of it? Also, people who send 23 emails before 820. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Someone has posted a picture on FB of a dog, a certificate and something about it "graduating" from a dog class. I'm almost done with this world, we're plagued by fucking idiots. My dog got one of these. The wee fanny probably chewed it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Someone has posted a picture on FB of a dog, a certificate and something about it "graduating" from a dog class. I'm almost done with this world, we're plagued by fucking idiots. 'Man reads book' is on the same level 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 'Man reads book' is on the same level Man discovers superb book series, is more accurate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Man discovers superb book series, is more accurate. Man discovers wanky pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Hermes really must be the worst courier company in the country. Shower of useless fuckwits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Someone has posted a picture on FB of a dog, a certificate and something about it "graduating" from a dog class. I'm almost done with this world, we're plagued by fucking idiots. usually i would have agreed until my dog "graduated" dog class. felt immensely proud but wasn't enough of a w****r to put it on FB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
come on shire Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) On 18/11/2017 at 17:14, Lambie's Pigeon Feed said: Flower of Scotland being sung by No voting Edinburgh wankers. Be a nation again indeed. On 18/11/2017 at 17:19, Bishoptonbankie said: Should do away with the national team to a team gb its all those fuckers deserve. Rugby's shite anyway. I've attended every Scotland game at Murrayfield since 2012 and I voted Yes and also vote SNP. I can count on 1 hand the amount of Scotland footy games I've been to (thankfully) but it was with people who go to Hampden regularly who *whisper* voted No. Oh dear Edited November 21, 2017 by come on shire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Hermes really must be the worst courier company in the country. Shower of useless fuckwits. I raise you Yodel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 15 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I raise you Yodel. A fair point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Rugster said: Hermes really must be the worst courier company in the country. Shower of useless fuckwits. 34 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I raise you Yodel. Both subcontract local delivery, basically zero hour deals for Hermes anyway with minimal training. Both are fine in my area at the moment. You should complain if they're screwing up, it will get back to the deliverer and the local depot. Leave instructions for a safe place to leave the package if the ordering site allows. Edited November 21, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 hours ago, come on shire said: footy Mods? Mon tae f**k. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I raise you Yodel. Think it's all down to who the driver for your area is. My yodel guy is decent but Hermes and ukmail garbage -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 41 minutes ago, Finch road said: Think it's all down to who the driver for your area is. My yodel guy is decent but Hermes and ukmail garbage My yodel guy left my parcel in the wheelie bin and put a card through the door. The bin was empty as my neighbour and I fill one up first then the other. My neighbour put the bins out that morning and assumed as it had stuff in it, it was to go out. If they'd been collected before my missus got home it would have been recycled. Hermes guy left my expensive stereo system on the front path in full view. we live on a very busy street. It was still there at 7pm when I got home Who's worse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Rugster said: Hermes really must be the worst courier company in the country. Shower of useless fuckwits. Our house is a wee bit difficult to find. It's set back from the road and there is only us and our neighbour up here. Sat Navs tend to get you in the general area, but then go a bit flaky. Most courier companies manage to find it though, or they'll call and you can give them instructions. I had to order a replacement part for my oven and Hermes were the company the sellers used. Two weeks after I got the email saying it had been dispatched i called them to find out where it was. I was told that Hermes had tried to deliver numerous times but I wasn't in. I told them this couldn't be the case as I've got a security camera that records everyone that comes up the drive. They wen't back to Hermes who changed their story to it had been sent to the wrong dispatch office but they'd definitely get it to me the following day. Three days later I was again told that Hermes had attempted delivery and i wasn't in. I told them about the security camera again, so they checked with Hermes who then said the driver had to go home sick that day but they'd get it to me the following day. At this point I cancelled the order and got a refund. The company I then went to and ordered the part got it out it me the following day with DHL. Three weeks later, I came home to my original order sitting at my front door. I haven't opened it, but I can tell that the part inside is broken. If I go to buy anything online now, I check and if Hermes is the courier I go elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 My yodel guy left my parcel in the wheelie bin and put a card through the door. The bin was empty as my neighbour and I fill one up first then the other. My neighbour put the bins out that morning and assumed as it had stuff in it, it was to go out. If they'd been collected before my missus got home it would have been recycled. Hermes guy left my expensive stereo system on the front path in full view. we live on a very busy street. It was still there at 7pm when I got home Who's worse? Both arseholes in that scenario! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Hermes? Herpes mair like. #archbishopofbanterbury 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Hermes? Herpes mair like. #archbishopofbanterbury 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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