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11 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Number 10 is not a position in a football team.

STOP FUCKING SAYING IT

I've a mate who insists there is no such thing as the holding midfielder.

I enjoy nothing more than mentioning several and any on show on TV when we drink. 

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Girlfriends friend and her boyfriend who I haven’t met yet are invited round to ours tonight for food and drinks, me and the gf have got supplies which Include lasagne and a 10 pack of bud and a bottle of red. Her friend then asked if they need to bring anything, which I think is a cheeky thing to ask if you’re going round to someone’s house at best of times and my gf has said no!! So between me, my gfs friend and her boyfriend we only have that much to drink between us, it’s going to be a fucking wild Sunday night in my household.

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7 minutes ago, throbber said:

Girlfriends friend and her boyfriend who I haven’t met yet are invited round to ours tonight for food and drinks, me and the gf have got supplies which Include lasagne and a 10 pack of bud and a bottle of red. Her friend then asked if they need to bring anything, which I think is a cheeky thing to ask if you’re going round to someone’s house at best of times and my gf has said no!! So between me, my gfs friend and her boyfriend we only have that much to drink between us, it’s going to be a fucking wild Sunday night in my household.

Buy a bag of coke.

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Girlfriends friend and her boyfriend who I haven’t met yet are invited round to ours tonight for food and drinks, me and the gf have got supplies which Include lasagne and a 10 pack of bud and a bottle of red. Her friend then asked if they need to bring anything, which I think is a cheeky thing to ask if you’re going round to someone’s house at best of times and my gf has said no!! So between me, my gfs friend and her boyfriend we only have that much to drink between us, it’s going to be a fucking wild Sunday night in my household.


Shops have got that much drink in they are selling it [emoji56]
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Buy a bag of coke.


My girlfriend would insist I share that with our guests as well. Hopefully this pair show some respect and bring something to drink anyway, if this guy who has never met me shows up at mine and helps himself to my beer then I will refuse to socialise with them ever again.
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2 minutes ago, throbber said:

My girlfriend would insist I share that with our guests as well. Hopefully this pair show some respect and bring something to drink anyway, if this guy who has never met me shows up at mine and helps himself to my beer then I will refuse to socialise with them ever again.

 

Buy a bigger bag of coke.

You'd like me. In this situation I'd turn up with enough booze to get you all through Thursday night at T In The Park.

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