Sergeant Wilson Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: It's an official beer-inclusive away* day and I have no train station to use. I'm allowed to be critical today. *well, home game really, but every game feels like an away day. Are you going to a designated sporting event, need I refer you to The Criminal Justice Act? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Let's also add:"What do you for a living?""I work offshore". Excellent, that narrows it down to: chef, the one that loads the dishwasher, sparky, cleaner, geologist, engineer, roughneck, medic, HSE, control guy, lab technician, ops manager, pilot, supply vessel crew... and so on... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Nosey c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Sport. Assuming you mean running around, unless you're so fucked on sherry you meant to type Port. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Tony Ferrino said: Assuming you mean running around, unless you're so fucked on sherry you meant to type Port. I like Port. I'm probably going to need a lot of it to forget the results from today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 3 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Nosey c***s Ever seen Davina McCall in profile? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: I like Port. I'm probably going to need a lot of it to forget the results from today. Are we talking sexual health or football? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Supermarket rotisserie chicken. Smells brilliant in the shop but is tasteless, overcooked and has the texture of wet cotton wool when you actually eat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Peter and Roughies football show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Jokers that pull into bus stops for whatever reason and then act shocked that their 20 sec quick stop turns into a 2 min 20 sec stop as they wait for a gap to pull out into, all whilst a now road clogging bus is trying to use said bus stop of course. If the bus is clogging the road surely there's now a gap in the traffic so the car can pull out from the stop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Supermarket rotisserie chicken. Smells brilliant in the shop but is tasteless, overcooked and has the texture of wet cotton wool when you actually eat it. I always think they are overpriced as well. They over cook them as they need to be so careful with poultry so they cook them considerably past the legal minimums, then tend to keep them in a holding oven which dries them out. Much better just buying a chicken and sticking it in an oven for an hour and a half yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I was in Tesco a few weeks ago getting some beers, and I was hungry and as I was walking past the deli bit I saw 10 chicken nuggets reduced to 30p. I ate 3, the rest went in the bin. Dry and hard. (Fnnarr) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 It took you to 3 to figure that out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 5 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Supermarket rotisserie chicken. Smells brilliant in the shop but is tasteless, overcooked and has the texture of wet cotton wool when you actually eat it. I once saw someone in the Lochee odeon eating a whole cooked chicken they had bought in Willie Lows next door. They are fine for soup and sandwiches, I wouldnt serve it up for Sunday lunch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneetrembler Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 The expression "back in the day". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I was in Tesco a few weeks ago getting some beers, and I was hungry and as I was walking past the deli bit I saw 10 chicken nuggets reduced to 30p. I ate 3, the rest went in the bin. Dry and hard. (Fnnarr) Shocking behavior.That would have been a single parent’s dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I used to like tearing into one of them when hungover. Tasty, yet meets hangover requirements of simple flavours and less than 3 ingredients. We had someone in our college class who regularly would walk to Tesco, purchase one and spend the afternoon in class picking away at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Why is Dalmeny to Rosyth still fucking 40mph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 2 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: I once saw someone in the Lochee odeon eating a whole cooked chicken they had bought in Willie Lows next door. I may be imagining things but I'm pretty certain @DA Baracus has done this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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