Boghead ranter Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, weewilliewinky said: Ah jist looked oot the windae and its windy. crisp pokes blawin awe oer the joint. People who type in 'Scoatish' 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Alarm outside the flat next door been going off since 6. Not sure what the correct course of action is - other than a boot in the pie next time I see them. Phone the cops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 (edited) 26 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Phone the cops. Good job he doesn't live in London any more. He'd have paid his mortgage off by the time they turn up. Edited October 16, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: He lives in London. He'll have paid his mortgage off by the time they turn up. Live in Glasgow just now, if by the time I'm back from work it's still going off I'll need to ring them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Live in Glasgow just now, if by the time I'm back from work it's still going off I'll need to ring them. The burglars will have emptied the place and be well gone by then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Live in Glasgow just now, if by the time I'm back from work it's still going off I'll need to ring them. If you could edit your quote please, much appreciated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: The burglars will have emptied the place and be well gone by then. Not my flat, so as long as the alarm gets turned off, happy days. 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If you could edit your quote please, much appreciated. Which one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Which one? Aye, who gives a f**k about the old boy that got done in anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 14 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Aye, who gives a f**k about the old boy that got done in anyway? They're away, and in a 3rd floor flat with one entrance which is untouched. I think they're fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 They're away, and in a 3rd floor flat with one entrance which is untouched. I think they're fine. Yeah, chances are they’re fine. I mean they could have come back and got a do in but it’s likely they’re fine. Just leave it. Hear about these things all the time. Faulty system or wind set it off or something. They’ll be fine. It’s fine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Yeah, chances are they’re fine. I mean they could have come back and got a do in but it’s likely they’re fine. Just leave it. Hear about these things all the time. Faulty system or wind set it off or something. They’ll be fine. It’s fine. Weak from all the blood loss, the poor old boy has just managed to hit the panic button for the alarm, knowing that the nice guy across the landing will hear it and phone the po po. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Weak from all the blood loss, the poor old boy has just managed to hit the panic button for the alarm, knowing that the nice guy across the landing will hear it and phone the po po. As long as that alarms off by the time he’s home though. I mean the batteries could finally die as the boy wheezes out his last breath but thank f**k that alarm has stopped... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Honest Man busily emailing the council to complain about these b*****d neighbours clogging up the stairwell with weeks' worth of milkbottles piles outside their door and the terrible smell. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 P&B at its finest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 (edited) http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/ed-sheeran-rushed-hospital-after-11349804 B*****d! I haven't felt this let down since Mike Smith survived a helicopter crash. Edited October 16, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/ed-sheeran-rushed-hospital-after-11349804 B*****d! I haven't felt this let down since Mike Smith survived a helicopter crash. "I've had a bit of a bicycle accident and I’m currently waiting on some medical advice, which may affect some of my upcoming shows. Please stay tuned for further news. Ed x, Hopefully the doctors advise him to take up tiger wrestling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Hopefully they advise him that he should be euthanised immediately. Save any poor tigers from having to put up with the pretentious wee w**k. Do you look a bit like Ed Sheeran? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 What's the problem with Ed Sheerin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Just now, Stellaboz said: What's the problem with Ed Sheerin? The fact he's still alive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 You would have to ask him if you want the specifics but the symptoms manifest themselves in him being an utter c**t. Name at least five please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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