Miguel Sanchez Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 I wouldn't have thought that not being able to see one of Zen's post was something to complain about tbh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 (edited) 8 hours ago, Stellaboz said: People that stop moving shortly after getting off an escalator. Fucking move! And don't be offended when people literally have to shove you out the way or a crush of people will happen. This. Also the punters who stop dead as they walk out a shop doorway like being confronted by buses and people has caused a temporary sensory overload. They may well be working out where they're going next...not the place to do it when you've got me following on at a rate of knots on a mission to take a short lunch break though. Edited October 2, 2017 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 People full of self-importance who are always rushing around and bumping into the rest of us enjoying a leisurely wander around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Soft Play 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Folk in train stations are 90% c***s. The bridge at Waverley is quite a narrow walk so the last thing i need is wanks who walk towards me and no attempt to move out my way or the cocks that stop suddenly and seem surprised people are behind them. I was on that bridge 2 mins and swore about 3 times at dickheads. Self entitled fuckwits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Can beat that. Soggy stale sandwiches for lunch in Edinburgh zoo, which along with drinks cost me 25 notes. Didnt even see a fucking panda Surprised one of the zookeepers didn't just feed you along with the other simians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 I bet the penguins looked fucking massive to you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 39 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: THat doesnt seem to work anyway. The only thing soggy about Shandon is his shoes in the rain. Have you hacked my icloud? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 47 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Are you comparing me to a monkey due to my height? I just want to be clear as I am aware of you history with this sort of thing. That and the smell, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Ok. Glad you have cleared that up. I will PM Grangemouth Bairn and explain to him that you think Myles Hippolyte is a dirty short arse. A nice zookeeper lady takes my dog for a walk a few times a week. I'll ask her to make sure you get extra peanuts next time. 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If that's some kind of sick perverted euphemism then yes I have. It was last Saturday but you were probably too drunk to remember. Oh, I should've mentioned it but I'm off the sauce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I bet the penguins looked fucking massive to you. This has given me the fear. Had a nightmare last night about being stalked by a massive buzzard. Big b*****d was hopping about stalking me and in a dream it's so hard to run away or put up a fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: This has given me the fear. Had a nightmare last night about being stalked by a massive buzzard. Big b*****d was hopping about stalking me and in a dream it's so hard to run away or put up a fight. You need to get back on the drink pronto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: This has given me the fear. Had a nightmare last night about being stalked by a massive buzzard. Big b*****d was hopping about stalking me and in a dream it's so hard to run away or put up a fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: That crossed with Angry Birds. The last drink I had was in a pub in Cowdenbeath so it could well have had some damaging chemicals in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: A nice zookeeper lady takes my dog for a walk a few times a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Soggy sandwiches. I'll have to get their greatest hits CD again, the current copy is all scratched. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fony Titz Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Pretty much anything that humans do in airports and planes. They both seem to bring the absolute worst out in people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Walked past a cafe this morning called Munchie's. Unless it's owned by someone called Munchie, the place should be firebombed for this nonsense. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 They way that it is utterly fucking impossible to simply speak to someone helpful when it comes to customer service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 10 minutes ago, smpar said: They way that it is utterly fucking impossible to simply speak to someone helpful when it comes to customer service. I'd imagine our customer service drones will now correctly decry the general populace as being a pack of raging, entitled, ignorant roasters. (not you, obviously) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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