mjw Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 That seems to be happening. App problem? No 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: No no no no. No no no no. No no theres no limits. What a fox she was. Loved Anita. The only time I thought there might actually be a god was seeing the No Limits video for the first time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 People (mostly women) wearing Hunter wellies when it rains. The pavement is a bit wet, you're not wading through coo shit in a field 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 People (mostly women) wearing Hunter wellies when it rains. The pavement is a bit wet, you're not wading through coo shit in a field On a bigger scale people who drive giant four by four's in cities. Usually the same people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 On a bigger scale people who drive giant four by four's in cities. Usually the same people. Exactly , 4x4s that aren't covered in shit are invariably driven by wankers. On another car theme people who have private plates but the then print their name at the bottom of the plate as the link between the actual plate and their name is so tenuous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Notorious Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Folk who cut across the corner of the road at junctions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Just reading a letter my boy brought home from school today. Advertises the Halloween disco but underneath has a note saying please don't send your kids to the disco with any ghoulish or scary costumes. ... Halloween ... [emoji85] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: Just reading a letter my boy brought home from school today. Advertises the Halloween disco but underneath has a note saying please don't send your kids to the disco with any ghoulish or scary costumes. ... Halloween ... Get him a popular BBC children's entertainer mask, that'll fix it. Edited September 29, 2017 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 18 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Some of the stuff I smell when I pass folks these days is so pungent. I like the smell but If it was honking in my pocket like that I wouldn't be going anywhere with it. Once had a woman move carriage on the train because of the smell. Only went from Ally Parade to Charing X. Wasn't going to hurt her. Weed, petrol, bacon and lavender. My four favourite smells. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Got dumped last night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 He married his 1st cousin, who is about 25 years younger than he is. Beast Mode indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Just reading a letter my boy brought home from school today. Advertises the Halloween disco but underneath has a note saying please don't send your kids to the disco with any ghoulish or scary costumes. ... Halloween ... [emoji85] Nazi uniforms are great fun. Even the Royals like them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Genuinely shocked that some people don't like the smell of green. I'd buy it as an air freshener if I could, even though I haven't smoked it in years. You can buy it as incense sticks. The Keillor centre in Dundee has a shop that sells it. Go down to your local dodgy row of shops and you'll probably find a box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Got dumped last night. Dumped? At your age is it still referred to as 'dumped'. More likely you've split up with your partner. Get another one. This is the Tinder age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Dumped? At your age is it still referred to as 'dumped'. More likely you've split up with your partner. Get another one. This is the Tinder age. My age? I'm not even 30.Wouldn't have said partner, had only been going out with her for three months, but really liked her. She had fake tits as well, which were quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 34 minutes ago, Adam said: Got dumped last night. This seems to be quite a common occurrence, with one common denominator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 This seems to be quite a common occurrence, with one common denominator. In fairness, this time it wasn't my fault for shagging about or whatever, so I am taking no part of the blame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Adam said: In fairness, this time it wasn't my fault for shagging about or whatever, so I am taking no part of the blame. Still your bad choice my friend, although if she was a great ride that can be accepted. If on the other hand you aren't looking for anything serious, who gives a f**k, move on to the next one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 My age? I'm not even 30.Wouldn't have said partner, had only been going out with her for three months, but really liked her. She had fake tits as well, which were quality. Are you only 30! Dumped by a fake-titted trollop. Life's no fair sometimes, but I'm sure there's plenty more fake tits on Tinder. Possibly even some good real ones. There are a lot of mental ones (women, not tits) out there too, or so I'm told. Sure you'll find one with good enough tits and mental state if you keep trying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Got dumped last night. Becoming a habit, lad. You should survey them all and ask what it is about you that's so inherently unlovable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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