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On a bigger scale people who drive giant four by four's in cities. Usually the same people.

Exactly , 4x4s that aren't covered in shit are invariably driven by wankers. On another car theme people who have private plates but the then print their name at the bottom of the plate as the link between the actual plate and their name is so tenuous.
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10 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said:

Just reading a letter my boy brought home from school today. Advertises the Halloween disco but underneath has a note saying please don't send your kids to the disco with any ghoulish or scary costumes. ... Halloween ... emoji85.png

Get him a popular BBC children's entertainer mask, that'll fix it.

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18 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:


Some of the stuff I smell when I pass folks these days is so pungent. I like the smell but If it was honking in my pocket like that I wouldn't be going anywhere with it.

Once had a woman move carriage on the train because of the smell. Only went from Ally Parade to Charing X. Wasn't going to hurt her.

Weed, petrol, bacon and lavender. My four favourite smells.

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Just reading a letter my boy brought home from school today. Advertises the Halloween disco but underneath has a note saying please don't send your kids to the disco with any ghoulish or scary costumes. ... Halloween ... [emoji85]


Nazi uniforms are great fun. Even the Royals like them.
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Genuinely shocked that some people don't like the smell of green. I'd buy it as an air freshener if I could, even though I haven't smoked it in years.

You can buy it as incense sticks. The Keillor centre in Dundee has a shop that sells it. Go down to your local dodgy row of shops and you'll probably find a box.
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Dumped? At your age is it still referred to as 'dumped'. More likely you've split up with your partner. Get another one. This is the Tinder age.


My age? I'm not even 30.

Wouldn't have said partner, had only been going out with her for three months, but really liked her. She had fake tits as well, which were quality.
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8 minutes ago, Adam said:

 


In fairness, this time it wasn't my fault for shagging about or whatever, so I am taking no part of the blame.

 

Still your bad choice my friend, although if she was a great ride that can be accepted. If on the other hand you aren't looking for anything serious, who gives a f**k, move on to the next one.

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My age? I'm not even 30.

Wouldn't have said partner, had only been going out with her for three months, but really liked her. She had fake tits as well, which were quality.


Are you only 30! Dumped by a fake-titted trollop. Life's no fair sometimes, but I'm sure there's plenty more fake tits on Tinder. Possibly even some good real ones. There are a lot of mental ones (women, not tits) out there too, or so I'm told. Sure you'll find one with good enough tits and mental state if you keep trying.
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