BFTD Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 (edited) YouTube trolling the shit out of me with adverts. The latest one is a feature-length piece of American bible belt propaganda about how the rapture is imminent. It's popped up so many times that I'm about five minutes into the damned thing now. Fucking quality when I'm watching videos in the bath with the netbook on the other side of the room. I presume YouTube must have some way of customising the adverts you're shown, like eliminating financial scams/religious fairytales? Edit: f**k me, I'm getting one about how Buddhism is all bullshit, Christ is totally the way you guise. Always a laugh when one religion accuses another of being made up. Edited September 24, 2017 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Got stuck behind a dottery auld c**t in a volvo from Aberdour all the way to Rosyth. He Sat at about 25mph on the main roads then around 20mph through the towns. Then to cap it all off, he drove up the slip road for the old forth road bridge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Driving from Aberdour, some boy racer in a flash car up my rear end the whole way. Looked a real nasty piece of work, didn't fancy tangling with him so I slowed right down to encourage him to pass but he wouldn't do it. Finally managed to shake him off just before the bridge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Flash car?? I've got a corsa mate. Try harder next time son. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 What is it that convinces otherwise perfectly reasonable people that 10 pics of their cat or dog every day with a gormless remark is anything other than irritating. No one gives a f**k that yer dug looks in the mirror. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 When you can't share a trolley and don't want to carry your basket, wander around the shop with a basket in the basket collection trolley that is left at the checkouts. Pair of twats kept leaving them in the middle of the aisle as they wandered about getting in everybody's way.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 2 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: When you can't share a trolley and don't want to carry your basket, wander around the shop with a basket in the basket collection trolley that is left at the checkouts. Pair of twats kept leaving them in the middle of the aisle as they wandered about getting in everybody's way.. The thing to do is to wheel the collection trolley back to the checkout. You might even take their basket out first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 13 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: What is it that convinces otherwise perfectly reasonable people Social media 'conditioning'. A desperate need for 'likes' and 'shares' or whatever it is they do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Social media 'conditioning'. A desperate need for 'likes' and 'shares' or whatever it is they do. Go on thenHave a greenie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 I saw one like that with a pair of women's underwear on Harvey Price. The novelty wore off after the first one. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Drove to Aldi yesterday and spotted a superb space. As I was about to park like a boss in it I noticed a trolley had been abandoned in the centre of the fucker. Far too wet for me to move it so I just took another space. As I killed the engine i remembered I was going to get some cash 1st. I had a fair bit on me bit needed another £20 to stop me using switch. Remembered there was a bank near so I went to that. Back to Aldi I went and as I walked in the door I seen they have a new free cash machine. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 3 hours ago, throbber said: Who's that on the left? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Who's that on the left? Adam Johnson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, throbber said: Adam Johnson Thanks. I won't say who I thought it looked like because he has never been linked to that sort of thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Thanks. I won't say who I thought it looked like because he has never been linked to that sort of thing. Jamie Murray? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Jamie Murray? Craig Gordon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 25 minutes ago, Rugster said: Craig Gordon Yeah i can see a similarity there as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Drove to Aldi yesterday and spotted a superb space. As I was about to park like a boss in it I noticed a trolley had been abandoned in the centre of the fucker. Far too wet for me to move it so I just took another space. As I killed the engine i remembered I was going to get some cash 1st. I had a fair bit on me bit needed another £20 to stop me using switch. Remembered there was a bank near so I went to that. Back to Aldi I went and as I walked in the door I seen they have a new free cash machine. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Cry, for calling it Switch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 On 11/09/2017 at 23:18, EdgarusQPFC said: On 16/09/2017 at 13:44, Granny Danger said: Drivers who slow down to 5 mph to go over speed bumps. Yes, you're meant to slow down, but not come to a grinding halt. Your car still has suspension. Fucking halfwits. Thank f**k no, put together some furniture for them, when they offered to pay me i refused, but they replied back insisting they pay me. I honestly don't get that, why insist on doing it if you are just gonna fob the person off anyway? All that does is guarantee i wont do anymore favors for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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