Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 11 hours ago, Adam said: Unbelievable, but he has actually lost a bit of weight recently. Which came first, the cat or the carpet. With my eyesight I'd be likely to boot that thing up the wall about 10 times a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Do you think he'd "take" Smudger? Never in doubt. He might be a touch large, but he's like a whippet on ching when he needs to be.He's not himself today though, and has got lots of wee bites/bumps around his neck and head. Think a trip to the vet is in store. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Which came first, the cat or the carpet. With my eyesight I'd be likely to boot that thing up the wall about 10 times a day. Can be quite hard to see him at times, the kids are always nearly standing on him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Never in doubt. He might be a touch large, but he's like a whippet on ching when he needs to be.He's not himself today though, and has got lots of wee bites/bumps around his neck and head. Think a trip to the vet is in store. That's a very bold statement! Hope the big fella recovers soon, sounds like Smudgers been down to dish out a preemptive "Telt". A slap so to speak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 The lack of red cards in the OF game. The prospect of waist high tackles and mass brawls is literally the only reason I watch it. They should show the Istanbul derby instead. Three goals and five red cards yesterday between Fenerbache and Besiktas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 "Yer Da". Absolutely dreadful patter used by arseholes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 25 minutes ago, Carl Cort's Hamstring said: The lack of red cards in the OF game. The prospect of waist high tackles and mass brawls is literally the only reason I watch it. They should show the Istanbul derby instead. Three goals and five red cards yesterday between Fenerbache and Besiktas. It's the best derby in the world. These Turkish, Argentine, Egyptian derbies etc pale in to insignificance compared to our own football spectacle. All the players say it's the best and they wouldn't talk shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Adam said: Never in doubt. He might be a touch large, but he's like a whippet on ching when he needs to be. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Soon, Smudger, soon... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Adam said: He's fucking welcome to her Get yourself to the fucking vet today then, ya c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Get yourself to the fucking vet today then, ya c**t. Thought you'd already had Adam "done", Lisa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 minute ago, sjc said: Thought you'd already had Adam "done", Lisa? I never touched him, I swear, your honour. I hope it's not fleas or ticks this cat has got. He's not getting in my car if it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 These elf on a shelf things I'm seeing about social media just now are pretty annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: These elf on a shelf things I'm seeing about social media just now are pretty annoying. Throbber on a dobber. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Throbber on a dobber. There was one that had James Blunts face around the crotch of a woman in a bikini which was mildly humorous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Throbber on a dobber. Bobby on a jobby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, philpy said: Bobby on a jobby Ketchup on a piece 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 These elf on a shelf things I'm seeing about social media just now are pretty annoying. Memey rhyme rhyme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Jimmy Carr FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 The Netflix app's pish recommendations for things that aren't even close to something I'd ever watch.Today's notification is to tell me the Bad Education movie has been added. I'd rather eat pickled shite than spend my afternoon watching Jack Whitehall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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