Hedgecutter Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 You have one new message. Message one, sent... Thursday at... eleven...twenty... pm: ONE SECOND OF SWEET F*** ALL TIME WASTING SILENCE To return the call...press 1... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 The daft bint at work has been wearing high heels in the office for the last week, which is an invitation to ask why. She's getting in some practice because she's going to Ayr races tomorrow[emoji23]. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Turn up at a decent time and you won't have that many people in front of you and you won't have to be behind someone's phone. When I was younger I used to always get through to the front as it wasn't part of the fun. Now I'd rather stand further back where I can actually listen to the music and have a few pints whilst not being battered around by some fat, sweaty mess. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: When I was younger I used to always get through to the front as it wasn't part of the fun. Now I'd rather stand further back where I can actually listen to the music and have a few pints whilst not being battered around by some fat, sweaty mess. So your wife prefers to stand at the front? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 The daft bint at work has been wearing high heels in the office for the last week, which is an invitation to ask why. She's getting in some practice because she's going to Ayr races tomorrow[emoji23]. Can't remember if I mentioned it on here, but I was sharing a bus with a couple of clearly transexual men turned women a couple of months ago where they were evidently trying out high heels for the first time. As they struggled to the front of the bus, it suddenly stopped at some traffic lights, leaving the two of them on their arses in the middle of the aisle, heels in the air. I was genuinely in tears trying to hold back the laughter and just the thought of it has me giggling away. What really didn't help was the half arsed attempt at dressing up as women (makeup over stubble etc). Reminded me of the policeman and nutcase on the bus in Restless Natives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Can't remember if I mentioned it on here, but I was sharing a bus with a couple of transexual men turned women a couple of months ago where they were evidently trying out high heels for the first time. As they struggled to the front of the bus, it suddenly stopped at some traffic lights, leaving the two of them on their arses in the middle of the aisle, heels in the air. I was genuinely in tears trying to hold back the laughter and just the thought of it has me giggling away. Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Someone needs to inform the management at my place of employ that decreasing the number of bins available will not decrease the amount of rubbish people throw away. It'll just mean the same amount of rubbish overflowing in a smaller number of bins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Someone needs to inform the management at my place of employ that decreasing the number of bins available will not decrease the amount of rubbish people throw away. It'll just mean the same amount of rubbish overflowing in a smaller number of bins. PARKLIFE! Green re-mix. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Not defending the practice but surely the point of filming a song is that it's the one you were at, not just some random performance that you've picked up on YouTube. It's the same reason that people take photos of Big Ben/Edinburgh Castle/whatever when they could easily buy a postcard. So they can show it to their friends and say, "I was there!" Your last sentence sums up the whole thing. Trying to get approval from other people. It's so needy. Tying up our self worth with what the world thinks about us. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Trying to get approval from other people. It's so needy. Tying up our self worth with what the world thinks about us. BOOM!!!!! There it is. Social media for 99% of people in a nutshell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Hi, I'm Steve. I have 5 friends on MySpace and I'm waiting on approval from a 6th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 In the 'Last Movie You Watched' thread when folk say a movie was average or meh etc but then give it a 7 out of 10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 In the 'Last Movie You Watched' thread when folk say a movie was average or meh etc but then give it a 7 out of 10. Should be a perfect 5/7. (Link in case you think I've lost it https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/9gag.com/gag/ao9mgew/brendan-scores-a-perfect-57-on-this-one/amp ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 10 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Should be a perfect 5/7. (Link in case you think I've lost it https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/9gag.com/gag/ao9mgew/brendan-scores-a-perfect-57-on-this-one/amp ) Robert Graves would fit in well on P&B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Robert Graves would fit in well on P&B We already have Brendan (TPL) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Pedestrian traffic lights that don't beep when they go green. Have to actually look at the light. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 8 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: I thought you were Pete? How the f**k do you know my name?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Folk that go to the cinema as a big group, queue together , then go up one at a time for their tickets/food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 The daft bint at work has been wearing high heels in the office for the last week, which is an invitation to ask why. She's getting in some practice because she's going to Ayr races tomorrow[emoji23]. Ayr have just called off the Saturday ( Thursday and Friday had been cancelled already due to a waterlogged track ), They having a free open day tomorrow to watch racing from elsewhere on giant screens.Please enjoy telling her all that practise has been a waste of time as the Gold Cup is off [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Ayr have just called off the Saturday ( Thursday and Friday had been cancelled already due to a waterlogged track ), They having a free open day tomorrow to watch racing from elsewhere on giant screens.Please enjoy telling her all that practise has been a waste of time as the Gold Cup is off [emoji23] She is absolutely seething about it. Pleasing! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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