The_Kincardine Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 hour ago, whiskychimp said: My missus slices the cheese down the large cross section. I slice it the other way. Every time she eats some my slices get thinner. This sort of thing always brings out the worst in P&B. Who is correct? You are both wrong. If you're sharing a decent piece of cheese, some fruit, biscuits and a half bottle of port then you take it in turns to cut the cheese on the diagonal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 hour ago, whiskychimp said: She is saying you would all do it like her if you had the dexterity. Here is her quote" if they weren't all so fucking stupid , and likely cut off their fingers they wouldn't do it wrong. " What is she planning to do with these large cheese rectangles? Tile the fucking floor? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Get it grated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 I would cut the face of the cheese if I was using a cheese plane, but if using a cheese wire or knife then the edge, usually the long edge. This is right, surely. Anything else is madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 The only problem I have with cheese is making sure all of the silver paper is properly removed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Separate cheese might be the only option. Sad but true if mediation fails. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 After telling her the responses on here she has come back with, " if you buy pre-sliced cheese it doesn't come in rubbish wee bits." More sinisterly she also says, "I'd better not buy a cheese wire." Dont know if she's talking death or John Wayne Bobbit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 hour ago, whiskychimp said: After telling her the responses on here she has come back with, " if you buy pre-sliced cheese it doesn't come in rubbish wee bits." More sinisterly she also says, "I'd better not buy a cheese wire." Dont know if she's talking death or John Wayne Bobbit. You do know there is more than one use for a cheese wire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Honest to f**k, there have been some depraved things revealed on here, but this is right up there with standing up to wipe and people who brush their teeth in the shower. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd read on P&B. Best job I ever had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Honest to f**k, there have been some depraved things revealed on here, but this is right up there with standing up to wipe and people who brush their teeth in the shower. I agree. It's completely inefficient to cut cheese like that. Even if you had the dexterity and patience to start off, by half way through you're fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 This device is a game changer in the cheese cutting game. Easily cuts perfectly sized squares of perfect thickness for a sandwich/toastie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Wummin in the office who has most a conversation just making noises. She was on the phone so I can obviously only heard half..."How's the puppies?"..."awwww"..."aw"..."awwwww"..."oh, so cute, awwww". Aw just shut the f**k up! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Rugster said: Honest to f**k, there have been some depraved things revealed on here, but this is right up there with standing up to wipe and people who brush their teeth in the shower. What's wrong with either of those things? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: What's wrong with either of those things? The act of a Tedi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I've read the last couple of pages and I'm still not entirely sure what's going on. Does she lie the cheese flat on it's large side? Or stand it upright along the longest narrow side and slice down the way? Because the second example is correct. The first is the act of a crazy person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've read the last couple of pages and I'm still not entirely sure what's going on. Does she lie the cheese flat on it's large side? Or stand it upright along the longest narrow side and slice down the way? Because the second example is correct. The first is the act of a crazy person. I took it as she cuts down the largest face of the cheese.. which would take an very steady hand and sharp long knife to avoid getting an uneven slice of a quarter the block of cheese.. madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I have to admit, I've never thought that much about slicing cheese 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Just now, irvine_buddie said: I took it as she cuts down the largest face of the cheese.. which would take an very steady hand and sharp long knife to avoid getting an uneven slice of a quarter the block of cheese.. madness. I hadn't even contemplated that someone would do this. She'll kill him in his sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've read the last couple of pages and I'm still not entirely sure what's going on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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