welshbairn Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Only the second time Falkirk have played up here since I moved to Inverness (other time was getting pumped in Dingwall), and I've got the runs so can't go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Probably Craig Campbell, pretty decent comedian. Think that might be him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 I heard Murray say earlier that him and Gillespie used to live together, that'll be the explanation I heard the start of that programThey only lived together whilst working on the Euros last year. I like Murray but he does get a bit starstruck* at times *I acknowledge KG isn't a star but you know what I mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Colin Murray interviewing Keith Gillespie on 5live. It's pretty clear that Gillespie is a c**t of the highest order. Yet annoyingly, Murray is doing everything but suck him off. Ha ha, you lost so much money gambling that you had to declare bankruptcy. Ho ho, you started random fights with folk whilst drunk. He he, caught shagging someone else's missus whilst her kids looked on. Sent off in a charity football match? Lost contact with his own kids? What a fucking legend. Ye cannie beat the craic. They're good friends which would explain the arse licking. I met the two of them and Kieth Gillespie's wife in a strip club in Lyon, after Northern Ireland beat Ukraine at the Euros last year. Gillespie was actually alright, Murray was a c**t. Keith's wife (wid) took a selfie with my mate, who was passed out drunk in a booth. Good night was had by all I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 I know they have been mentioned on here before, and possibly have now gone way beyond petty, but those fucking new player signing videos which have now become standard. c***s, every last one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Neighbours having a party. It's after 1, and next door neighbours have a young kid who sleeps in the back room. Inconsiderate fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Neighbours having a party. It's after 1, and next door neighbours have a young kid who sleeps in the back room. Inconsiderate fuckers. You're right. They could have moved the kid into another room instead of keeping him awake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Colin Murray interviewing Keith Gillespie on 5live. It's pretty clear that Gillespie is a c**t of the highest order. Yet annoyingly, Murray is doing everything but suck him off. Ha ha, you lost so much money gambling that you had to declare bankruptcy. Ho ho, you started random fights with folk whilst drunk. He he, caught shagging someone else's missus whilst her kids looked on. Sent off in a charity football match? Lost contact with his own kids?What a fucking legend. Ye cannie beat the craic. Gillespie sounds like the boi!SHAGGER. (Also listened to the podcast and it's very sycophantic) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Neighbours having a party. It's after 1, and next door neighbours have a young kid who sleeps in the back room. Inconsiderate fuckers. Imagine they're your pals. Their laughter would be music to your ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 7 hours ago, philpy said: Neighbours having a party. It's after 1, and next door neighbours have a young kid who sleeps in the back room. Inconsiderate fuckers. Maybe he's at his granny's for the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Just now, GordonD said: Maybe he's at his granny's for the night. Which means he'll get his hole...not necessarily of his Granny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Think that might be him. It is. He was the warm-up for Frankie Boyle a few years ago and he's made a few tv appearances. I think he's hilarious and would go see him if he toured. Did he do the bit about being shouted at by crazy drivers for driving around with his car lights on during the day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 People who tell fibs. Unsure why they do. Meh Nothing wrong with a fib, although I'd like to add that i have never told one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Nothing wrong with a fib, although I'd like to add that i have never told one. Fibception. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 It is. He was the warm-up for Frankie Boyle a few years ago and he's made a few tv appearances. I think he's hilarious and would go see him if he toured. Did he do the bit about being shouted at by crazy drivers for driving around with his car lights on during the day? Yeah that's him, also the bit about us not having signs telling us/tourists the speed limit on the motorway, and how 70mph is the one speed nobodies fucking going [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Hats worn indoors. A crime almost exclusively committed by bellends. PPE gets a pardon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Hats worn indoors. A crime almost exclusively committed by bellends. PPE gets a pardon. People wearing a hat indoors but yet only having a t-shirt on their top half are also always bell ends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Hats worn indoors. A crime almost exclusively committed by bellends. PPE gets a pardon. 30 minutes ago, throbber said: People wearing a hat indoors but yet only having a t-shirt on their top half are also always bell ends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Folk who cut the fat off bacon. What are you doing? That's where the flavour is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Pubs/restaurants that display their prices on the menu as '4.5' instead of £4.50. Four and a half what? Bananas? Give us a clue as to which units of currency you accept or which bartering system you wish to proceed with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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