Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Having to drop the bairn/missus in Montfuckingrose for 8am on a Sunday. The Earl of Wessex is visiting Montrose too. If you are reading this, good people of Montrose, lock up your daughters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Don't blow my cover, Andy. He said Earl of Wessex, not Earl of Wanksox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Daughter had a few friends around on Friday afternoon. They thought it would be a good idea to destroy some polystyrene packaging and make snow. I spent about 3 hours on Saturday cleaning up the garden! Fucking wee polystyrene balls all over the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 35 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pretty sure I've seen a film with him and the Countess of Cockermouth. Think you're getting mixed up with the Earl of Wee Sex and Princess Jobby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Just saw him there. Sounded like he was actually trying to sing rather than give in the nasally Manx whine, which actually made him sound worse. I wouldn't waste Zippo fuel on him, Clipper at best. Manx - from the Isle of ManManc - annoying nasally whiny c**t that needs his tambourine rammed up his arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 15 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Sting's a knob Bee in the nudist colony thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 On 2017-6-24 at 14:45, whiskychimp said: This guy knows what PTTGOYN is..... Also, how does he get through train ticket gates? Why doesn't he turn it sideways - then it would be a choice between front or back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 A couple of folk in this thread are coming perilously close to visiting an ATM machine. Unacceptable, unless you work in the adult film industry. It's just one step from there to forgetting your PIN number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Hotel showers that don't have a little shelf to put your soap on. (I appreciate that certain words in that sentence may be unfamiliar to some people from the west of Scotland. Don't worry about it, just move on.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Hotel showers that don't have a little shelf to put your soap on. (I appreciate that certain words in that sentence may be unfamiliar to some people from the west of Scotland. Don't worry about it, just move on.) Stays in cheap hotels imo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Hotel showers that don't have a little shelf to put your soap on. (I appreciate that certain words in that sentence may be unfamiliar to some people from the west of Scotland. Don't worry about it, just move on.) What happened to soap-on-a-rope? Brilliant invention that has fallen by the wayside, like the moon landings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: What happened to soap-on-a-rope? Brilliant invention that has fallen by the wayside, like the moon landings. Or even hard soap? When was the last time you bought a bar of Wright's Coal Tar or Pears? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: A couple of folk in this thread are coming perilously close to visiting an ATM machine. Unacceptable, unless you work in the adult film industry. It's just one step from there to forgetting your PIN number. PTTGOYN for this shite... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: PTTGOYN nerves for this shite... FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: FTFY Well played! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: FFS sake. This could go on for some time IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Now that they are back in the premiership Hibernian FC Club are doing my tits in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, WFAANW said: Now that they are back in the premiership Hibernian FC Club are doing my tits in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 I bought my 15 yo her first pair of 6-hole Doc Marten's yesterday and we made said purchase from Livingston's favourite shoe-retailer - Schuh. We'd never shopped there before but two things stood out: 1. In asking if they had said boots in a size 7 the young chap serving us scanned the bar code on the display boot which then brought up a stock list for each size. This not only said what was in stock but also the re-order time for each size. Good use of technology. 2. The PTTGOYN bit...when I paid for said boots (on the same device used to scan for stock) he said, "Pop in your email address and we'll forward your receipt". When I gave him a look he declared, "We won't spam you". Just FO. Give me the receipt, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: The PTTGOYN bit...when I paid for said boots (on the same device used to scan for stock) he said, "Pop in your email address and we'll forward your receipt". When I gave him a look he declared, "We won't spam you". They do that at Argos these days too. Seems to have caught on from the States, where some retailers used to ask for your address before giving you a receipt. Not being very bright, it took me ages to notice that everyone else just made something up with a zip code of '00000'. Never got spammed, so I did wonder what that was all about. Something nefarious, no doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.