tree house tam Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Switched the tv on and there's some c**t making pancakes but is he calling them that? Is he f**k, the c**t is calling it a scone ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 What a cuntress. Andrea Leadsom says broadcasters need to be patriotic http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40386788/brexit-andrea-leadsom-says-broadcasters-need-to-be-patriotic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Being stuck on nightshift on a Fri night. Seven and a half miserable hours to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 17 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: I noticed recently that Liverpool introduced fast lanes on pavements. This is an excellent idea. I am constantly getting stuck behind some fatty engrossed in their phone and taking a step every 3 seconds. Glasgow needs this immediantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Fucking orange walk, in a housing estate, 2 miles from Perth city centre, at the back of 8 in the morning. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Fucking orange walk, in a housing estate, 2 miles from Perth city centre, at the back of 8 in the morning. c***s. Woke me up the b*****ds. My girlfriends downstairs neighbour was out watching it with a rangers scarf around his neck. Arsepiece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, mizfit said: Woke me up the b*****ds. My girlfriends downstairs neighbour was out watching it with a rangers scarf around his neck. Arsepiece c***s the lot of them mizfit, absolute c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Fucking orange walk, in a housing estate, 2 miles from Perth city centre, at the back of 8 in the morning. c***s. Woke me up the b*****ds. My girlfriends downstairs neighbour was out watching it with a rangers scarf around his neck. Arsepiece c***s woke me up too! [emoji35] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Aye but if it was any other 'religion' you wouldn't be complaining.Hate criminals!([emoji767]TCK) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Karpaty said: Glasgow needs this immediantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Someone just asked a shop manager if there was a bank machine in the store. Bank machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, deej said: Someone just asked a shop manager if there was a bank machine in the store. Bank machine. How dare they not call it an Automated Teller Machine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 At least as common as playpiece IMO.Join DA Baracus on the OFTW list How dare they not call it an Automated Teller Machine! ATM or cash machine would be acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Fucking orange walk, in a housing estate, 2 miles from Perth city centre, at the back of 8 in the morning. c***s. Justifiably fucking enraging things that get on your nerves thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 hour ago, deej said: Someone just asked a shop manager if there was a bank machine in the store. Bank machine. Bank machine or cash machine is quite a common phrase tbf. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 hour ago, deej said: ATM or cash machine would be acceptable. Outside America you don't hear ATM that often, in the same way they persisted in calling video recorders VCRs till the bitter end. Most people I know just say they're going get money from the bank at lunchtime or whatever; you know they mean a machine rather than going to the counter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 49 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Outside America you don't hear ATM that often, in the same way they persisted in calling video recorders VCRs till the bitter end. Most people I know just say they're going get money from the bank at lunchtime or whatever; you know they mean a machine rather than going to the counter. ATM is the term used in Japan and the far East tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 (edited) This guy knows what PTTGOYN is..... Also, how does he get through train ticket gates? Edited June 24, 2017 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Walks backwards? Anyway, my gripe for today was being at a kids birthday party today where appprox 90% of the mums were better looking than the missus by an average of 75%. What about the dads? Than you that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 I'm guilty of saying back machine. Then again I can't spell immediately and I've misspelt it then many times my autocorrect has changed to immediantly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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