ICTJohnboy Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 24 minutes ago, philpy said: Hayfever. Please f**k off. Snort some of that Beconaise Spray. Works for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Too late. Spoiler I bet the production team were truly gleeful when that monstrosity in the bottom picture turned up!Ah, the actual physical representation of our ideal demographic.Still wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 On 16/06/2017 at 13:46, Melanius Mullarkey said: Who the f**k has a "dress down" day at work? Primary school behaviour. This was started by Arthur 'Bomber' Harris during WW2 when pilots who had miss-read his instructions and turned up at sortie wear all sorts of zany garb. Apparently the order was to do Dresden Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 28 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The front gates of my bairns primary school is like an episode of Jeremy Kyle played out live each morning. There's about 6 teeth on show and a plethora of Lonsdale gear that would make throbber drool. The skanky milfs are ok though. Dundee High? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I'm not an expert but it's estimated that one in fifteen have some form of dyslexia... Shite. Most people are too lazy to make an effort and probably had major insecurities at school as kids. And being bred by a line of lazy f**k wits who used to plough and occasionally mate with turnips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Shite. Most people are too lazy to make an effort and probably had major insecurities at school as kids. And being bred by a line of lazy f**k wits who used to plough and occasionally mate with turnips. Anyone that can fit a turnip comfortably inside them should receive some sort of prize. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I've moaned about this before but there should be a minimum walking pace, particularly on busy streets. I always seem to get boxed in by fat c***s on Buchanan Street and it's infuriating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I've moaned about this before but there should be a minimum walking pace, particularly on busy streets. I always seem to get boxed in by fat c***s on Buchanan Street and it's infuriating. I noticed recently that Liverpool introduced fast lanes on pavements. This is an excellent idea. I am constantly getting stuck behind some fatty engrossed in their phone and taking a step every 3 seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 The app, more specifically the P&B app on iOS.My natural right action - steady!, means that quite often I hit the wee thumbs up inadvertently thus giving a greenie- which I need to then swiftly remove. I'd hate to think that the likes of Bennett, Magee et al, got a notification that Brother Blades had given them positive rep, only for that to be removed a matter of seconds later....Or would I? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I often wish I was younger again, but listening to Mrs Bs wee brother rattling on about girlfriend and all of his relationship theories etc at 17 year old is making my skin crawl. Young c***s don't know shit until they've been through it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Windows 10 updates Or just surprise updates in general. Of course, these usually occur when you need your laptop urgently. 10 mins later and it's still installing update #8654 of 37,545. [emoji35] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 What are these theories? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Failed my exam by 2 marks. Have to resit.Baws Sorry to hear that, it wasn't an Irn Bru exam, I know that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 That would of been phenomenal * Would have been phenomenal.No wonder you failed the exam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Samsung and their insistence on having different volume settings for ringtone, media, notifications and system on their phones. That's fair enough but if I change my volume to mute, I want all of them muted, not just the ringtone. I don't want to be lying next to my sleeping missus in bed trying to sneakily watch a bit of porn - to choose an entirely hypothetical example - and wake her up with the sound of some lady being pumped at maximum volume while my panicked mind and fingers completely forget how to use my phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 f**k I've done that too (only when she's downstairs though - I'm not as brave as you). I'm now ahead of the game though so I listen to a few tunes before watching porn. That allows me to find the appropriate level before engaging in a cheeky w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 minute ago, pandarilla said: f**k I've done that too (only when she's downstairs though - I'm not as brave as you). I'm now ahead of the game though so I listen to a few tunes before watching porn. That allows me to find the appropriate level before engaging in a cheeky w**k. https://www.google.com.au/amp/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3Ddanger%20wank%26amp%3Dtrue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: https://www.google.com.au/amp/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3Ddanger%20wank%26amp%3Dtrue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 George Michael! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 8 hours ago, Bairnardo said: The people on Jeremy Kyle. I mean the fact that they are scum is not news, but to know there are people of such low intelligence kicking about just has me seething. You should see the state of the guests too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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