Stellaboz Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 No, but I met the mayor. A c**t of a man who got telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 9 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Give it 6 month and some hipster twat will have opened a shop selling 'de-constructed sandwiches'; Bag with two slices of bread, a wee pack of butter and a wee bag of grated cheese and a plastic knife for the butter. Sell it for probably twice the price of a sandwich next door in the supermarket - and trendy oxygen-thief cockwombles like her will buy them This could well be a business idea...as long as the bread was described as 'artisenal or 'rustic'. There's a local(ish) brewery opened what they call a 'bottle shop and tap' in the town and, tbf, their stuff is excellent. How they brand it gets on my tits, though. From their website: " High Wycombe was also the first outlet to have a small batch, hand roasted coffee offering and an artisan pizza kitchen, for when you get the beer munchies." Tossers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, throbber said: It's like Speam Bridge and Dalwhinnie also, both well known places but mostly important for their toilet/junctions. Although Dalwhinnie does have a distillery. I once got a free drink for knowing that Dalehinnie is the highest distillery in Scotland. Edited May 17, 2017 by Ziggy Being a daftie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 There's a sign for Perth in Elgin.Fucking Perth. In fucking Elgin. To be fair kind of understandable as obviously the way to the A9/central belt. Considering Elgin is the only real bit of civilisation between Inverness and Aberdeen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 There's a road sign for the Erskine Bridge in Stirling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 There's one for Carlisle in Airdrie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 21 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: Considering Elgin is the only real bit of civilisation between Inverness and Aberdeen. If you've ever been to Joanna's nightclub, then you'd retract that statement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: If you've ever been to Joanna's nightclub, then you'd retract that statement. Spent many a wednesday night in there Grab a granny night is famous all over the RAF I was late in on many a thursday morning Civilised isn't a word I'd associate with it for sure but hey!! Yer hole's yer hole..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 If you've ever been to Joanna's nightclub, then you'd retract that statement. What was your reason for going there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: What was your reason for going there? They used to run a bus outside the Town House in Inverness, we thought it would be a change from Gs or Blue (circa 2002) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 They used to run a bus outside the Town House in Inverness, we thought it would be a change from Gs or Blue (circa 2002) Halcyon days Bobby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Halcyon days Bobby. When you were still sticking together the linguerie pages in your Mums Kays catalogue. Edited May 17, 2017 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 When you were still sticking together the linguerie pages in your Mums Kays catalogue. I don't recall ever telling you about this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Women who carry their handbags in the crook of their arm. What is that all about? Looks fucking ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Women who carry their handbags in the crook of their arm. What is that all about? Looks fucking ridiculous. Only way to roll a fag on the move. Edited May 17, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 31 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Women who carry their handbags in the crook of their arm. What is that all about? Looks fucking ridiculous. It's worse when they unload then reload a shopping trolley at the checkout with one hand when all they had to fucking do was put the bag down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Only way to roll a fag on the move. I had you all wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: It's worse when they unload then reload a shopping trolley at the checkout with one hand when all they had to fucking do was put the bag down. While nattering to Britney. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 15 hours ago, throbber said: There's a toilet at Crianlarich that is a good stop off point for motorists. It's also home to a junction that goes to Stirling/East of Scotland if you go straight ahead or it takes you to Glasgow if you go right.I have some very fond memories of the toilets and the junction there. Have you ever thought about writing a travel guide? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Have you ever thought about writing a travel guide? No but I really should! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.