Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just watched an episode of Pawn Stars on TV. A woman brought in a pink Fiat convertible to sell. It did my tits in as they kept pronouncing the make as Fee-yat, emphasising the end syllable. Maybe they're right and that's the correct pronunciation, but they are American so I doubt it. PS. The woman was a wid but she carried a wee rat-like dog around with her like it was a fashion accessory which is another PTTGOYN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 People that answer the phone too quickly. I like to hear at least one ring first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 11 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: People that answer the phone too quickly. I like to hear at least one ri Why does that annoy you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Guys who wear ties everyday to work when there's no dress code to suggest you have to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I wear a tie to work everyday because I like to look smart and I have a tremendous collection of ties. I'm guessing you don't know how to tie one properly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Foot craaaaaaammmmmpppp!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I have no issue with something in a restaurant being served with salad, but why do so many restaurants cover it in the most herby pus-looking "dressing" they can find? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Salads served without dressing. I'm not a fucking rabbit - I need some flavour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said: Guys who wear ties everyday to work when there's no dress code to suggest you have to. Ties are a mental piece of attire if you actually stop and think about it. A patterened piece of material tied around your neck and left to dangle down your front. If they hadn't been invented and someone suggested this to you to wear you would think they had lost their mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Aye. Heres a bit of material to do the above with, and if thats not enough to sway you, you can get lots of patterns to show what a zany funster you are. Perhaps a nice pair of matching socks to complete the look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 The shop view in Google Maps. When you drop the wee man on a street and he ends up in some random shop. You need to back out, then zoom right into the bit where you want him to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Aye. Heres a bit of material to do the above with, and if thats not enough to sway you, you can get lots of patterns to show what a zany funster you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Who sits like that? Maybe I am just unfit but I domt think I could even get my legs like that never mind choose it for comfort reasons. With legs crossed? Lots of folk. Are you a big fatty are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I know its pretty common but still...Carrying more timber than I would like but not a big fatty I would say. Still find that position incredibly awkward and uncomfortable. Maybe you're just being modest and you've actually got some serious junk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Seen a couple with a dog in a buggy type thing. Naw just naw. Let the fuckin dog walk and sniff about like it's meant to. She just looked like someone who was desperate for a wean but couldnt and had substituted it with that shite while he looked like his testicles had retracted up into his new vagina. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 36 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Perhaps a nice pair of matching socks to complete the look. Burstin' for a pish type pose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Seen a couple with a dog in a buggy type thing. Naw just naw. Let the fuckin dog walk and sniff about like it's meant to. She just looked like someone who was desperate for a wean but couldnt and had substituted it with that shite while he looked like his testicles had retracted up into his new vagina. The dog buggys cost about £40 and are the are one of the most stupid looking things you can get 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Charity people coming to my door of an evening. The only fuckers who ever come to my door are people wanting money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneal Down Caster Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Aye. Heres a bit of material to do the above with, and if thats not enough to sway you, you can get lots of patterns to show what a zany funster you are. Xmas ties !!! (Especially light up noisy fuckers)!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneal Down Caster Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Who sits like that? Maybe I am just unfit but I domt think I could even get my legs like that never mind choose it for comfort reasons. Hi. Buster Gonads. How you doing mate ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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