throbber Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: You learn something new every day. I was about to be mean to you about "calculus", wondering what maths has to do with teeth but it's hard plaque. Probably from booze. I had never heard of calculus of the gums before either, it probably is partially down to the booze and just not giving the gums as much attention when brushing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I had never heard of calculus of the gums before either, it probably is partially down to the booze and just not giving the gums as much attention when brushing. Good brushing is integral to healthy gums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: I really hate people running with dogs on the lead but I earlier passed an arsehole jogging along the canal with his child in a buggy. Why, just why... Whats wrong with that? The dog thing not the child thing.. I agree that's weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 He maybe reads pie and bovril and took the hint. Hopefully! Keep your shit off my desk, unless you want it to be punch in the puss time! Spill your coffee on it. I'm currently drinking the free shit work provides as I've run out of anything half decent. I wouldn't even be spilling nice coffee, winner! Stab him with a pencil anyway. I haven't used a pencil in years, kept stabbing folk with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Have to go to the dentist for the first time in over a year tomorrow and I'm dreading what they might say, I was supposed to get a message after 6 months but I never got one and just put off going back as you do. The time before last was my first time at the dentist for a year, wasn't as bad as expected. I went recently 6 months after for the check up...again expecting the worst but apparently all was well and the dentist was happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Well hopefully thats the case but i don't think it will be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I'm in BK at Waverley station and a pigeon has just flown in, the wee c**t is staring me out for my bacon double XL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I'm in BK at Waverley station and a pigeon has just flown in, the wee c**t is staring me out for my bacon double XL You're wearing big knickers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 You're wearing big knickers? Nope.There's 3 of the fuckers now, I'm off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 @throbber this will blow your mind, man. I make my next appointment for the dentist when I'm leaving the previous one...... That's up there with leaving your toast in the toaster whilst you butter the other bit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Not really, I wasn't sure where I was going to be in 6 months time so just didn't book one then and put it off until now. Hardly an uncommon thing to happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: Nope. There's 3 of the fuckers now, I'm off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 2 hours ago, irvine_buddie said: Whats wrong with that? The dog thing not the child thing.. I agree that's weird. I think it's pretty out of order forcing your dog to run along side you. If it wants to stop to take a break or go for a shite/piss you basically end up choking it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I think it's pretty out of order forcing your dog to run along side you. If it wants to stop to take a break or go for a shite/piss you basically end up choking it. A dead dug on tow just makes the running a wee bit harder. Better training anyways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I ordered a chicken kebab last night out of laziness by the time I got home. It came with hardly any chicken and I got a ton of Donner meat instead???? Being the fatty at heart, I ate it all but seriously, can't c***s up here do anything right culinary wise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Those absolutely dreadful Fjallraven bags that arseholes think are trendy. They're shite bags (both in terms of appearance and in terms of actually being of any use since they're tiny and look like they can hardly fit anything in them) and they cost absolutely loads (circa £60). Any time I see one I automatically judge the owner/user as a tosser (since I work for a university I see loads of them since they're very popular among students, but I've seen plenty of other folk with them). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: I just use a Tesco bag. I dont care if you judge me or not. Depends. One of the 5p ones or one of the 10p ones? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pffft. 5p of course. Im not Warren Buffet Then consider yourself judged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Those absolutely dreadful Fjallraven bags that arseholes think are trendy. They're shite bags (both in terms of appearance and in terms of actually being of any use since they're tiny and look like they can hardly fit anything in them) and they cost absolutely loads (circa £60). Any time I see one I automatically judge the owner/user as a tosser (since I work for a university I see loads of them since they're very popular among students, but I've seen plenty of other folk with them). You can fit far more in a pram, that's for sure! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wid. I'll drop you a line the next time I'm in Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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