19QOS19 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 People who pronounce 'th' as 'f'. I automatically assume you're a simpleton if you do this. Alex Salmond for one. And Mark from The Chase. Boils my piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Alex Salmond for one. And Mark from The Chase. Boils my piss. Firty fousand poundfs Does my box in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 The c**t next to me keeps putting his paperwork on my desk. I'm too polite to ask him not to but I'm too petty not to be fucking riled by it. Bordering on furious. He can see it's on my desk. Inside I'm screaming "GET YER SHIT AFF MA DESK" but I'll say nothing and post this here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: The c**t next to me keeps putting his paperwork on my desk. I'm too polite to ask him not to but I'm too petty not to be fucking riled by it. Bordering on furious. He can see it's on my desk. Inside I'm screaming "GET YER SHIT AFF MA DESK" but I'll say nothing and post this here. Have a clear out and accidentally put his shite in the bin. Or the shredder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 The c**t next to me keeps putting his paperwork on my desk. I'm too polite to ask him not to but I'm too petty not to be fucking riled by it. Bordering on furious. He can see it's on my desk. Inside I'm screaming "GET YER SHIT AFF MA DESK" but I'll say nothing and post this here. Update; cunto just moved all his shit off my desk. It's a matter of time until there's stuff back on but for the meantime I can relax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said: Update; cunto just moved all his shit off my desk. It's a matter of time until there's stuff back on but for the meantime I can relax. Fill the space with something, A couple of highlighters or a stapler, Or go full Trump and build a wall (feel free to ask the git to pay for the wall as it's his fault it required, as per the Donald to the Mexicans). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Have a clear out and accidentally shite in the bin. Or the shredder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, NorthernJambo said: Update; cunto just moved all his shit off my desk. It's a matter of time until there's stuff back on but for the meantime I can relax. He maybe reads pie and bovril and took the hint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Have to go to the dentist for the first time in over a year tomorrow and I'm dreading what they might say, I was supposed to get a message after 6 months but I never got one and just put off going back as you do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Have to go to the dentist for the first time in over a year tomorrow and I'm dreading what they might say, I was supposed to get a message after 6 months but I never got one and just put off going back as you do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Haha , it's my gums that I was warned about before and I fear they are in a pretty bad way now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviLion Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 27 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: "Dr. Woolfe likes to pull kids" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 31 minutes ago, throbber said: Haha , it's my gums that I was warned about before and I fear they are in a pretty bad way now! John Terry's maw has a unique method for gum care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I quite like strawberry milk so on occasion I'll pick up a Yazoo or a Frijj when I'm getting the messages. This morning I noticed Yop was half price. As it was next to the Frijj and Yazoo I thought it was strawberry milk. Bought it, took it outside and went to take a sip and it turns out that Yop is 'drinkable yoghurt'. Absolutely horrific stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: Have to go to the dentist for the first time in over a year tomorrow and I'm dreading what they might say, I was supposed to get a message after 6 months but I never got one and just put off going back as you do. I had to read this several times to work out why you were due to get a massage from your dentist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 53 minutes ago, Tynieness said: I really hate people running with dogs on the lead but I earlier passed an arsehole jogging along the canal with his child in a buggy. Why, just why... I've been doing this quite a bit (including on the canal). Pup is too badly behaved to get off the lead near other people or animals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: I had to read this several times to work out why you were due to get a massage from your dentist. I was expecting an automated text to come through after 6 months as thats what was to be expected but it never came through. When i last went they told me i had bad calculus and that it was something i should check up on regularly and not miss any appointments so I'm not looking forward to what they will have to say if my gums are any worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 3 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: The c**t next to me keeps putting his paperwork on my desk. I'm too polite to ask him not to but I'm too petty not to be fucking riled by it. Bordering on furious. He can see it's on my desk. Inside I'm screaming "GET YER SHIT AFF MA DESK" but I'll say nothing and post this here. Spill your coffee on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, throbber said: I was expecting an automated text to come through after 6 months as thats what was to be expected but it never came through. When i last went they told me i had bad calculus and that it was something i should check up on regularly and not miss any appointments so I'm not looking forward to what they will have to say if my gums are any worse. You learn something new every day. I was about to be mean to you about "calculus", wondering what maths has to do with teeth but it's hard plaque. Probably from booze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 3 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Update; cunto just moved all his shit off my desk. It's a matter of time until there's stuff back on but for the meantime I can relax. Stab him with a pencil anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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