Granny Danger Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 My PTTGOYN is folk who shout out inconsequential pish at the football. There's a guy behind us who week-in-week-out shouts about winning the second ball. He probably coaches his son's football team and his son is hated by all his team mates as a consequence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Brendan Rodger's lips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: Pouting women. Does anyone think it makes them looks sexy, which is presumably the intent? Just makes them look thick and like they've just bitten into a lemon to me. Oh, and spraying acid into people's faces. Not on. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-39682517 I hate it when lassies pout. It seems to me that it's yet another bullshit thing some women do that they've somehow come to believe makes them more attractive (see also; those ludicrous duck lips, fake tan/tanning, loads of make up). Agree that it makes them seem thick. It's also unattractive. A nice smile is much better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 This would probably cost me money if the system was changed, but, it kind of bugs me that large sized clothes cost the same amount as XS despite them using ~30% more material, hence being more expensive to produce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Life's losers from the Celtic pub next door are currently stood around the roundabout at the bottom of the road having a sing song The driver of the bus that's currently waiting to get past them is showing much more restraint than I would be 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Life's losers from the Celtic pub next door are currently stood around the roundabout at the bottom of the road having a sing song The driver of the bus that's currently waiting to get past them is showing much more restraint than I would be Where's Harry when you want him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Boring b*****ds retweeting shite political crap constantly on twitter. They're all lying cheating c***s, some are bigger c***s than others but essentially they're all c***s. Get them banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 7 hours ago, welshbairn said: Pouting women. Does anyone think it makes them looks sexy, which is presumably the intent? Just makes them look thick and like they've just bitten into a lemon to me. Oh, and spraying acid into people's faces. Not on. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-39682517 There's a couple of very good looking women at work who've had the trout pout done and they just look stupid. It's ruined their looks in my opinion. And, aye, who is it that's telling women that they look better with a set of lips that look as if Rocky Balboa has whacked them in the coupon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 This would probably cost me money if the system was changed, but, it kind of bugs me that large sized clothes cost the same amount as XS despite them using ~30% more material, hence being more expensive to produce. Underdeveloped people should be subbing the rest of us fully grown people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Into the local takeaway there and there's a blootered c**t in a Celtic top going through their songbook rather loudly.He's either going to get lifted or bump into a c**t from the other side. All because of a game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Life's losers from the Celtic pub next door are currently stood around the roundabout at the bottom of the road having a sing song The driver of the bus that's currently waiting to get past them is showing much more restraint than I would be I live near 2 massive Celtic bars. I'm ashamed Falkirk has these and I don't want to close my windows on this lovely evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: I live near 2 massive Celtic bars. I'm ashamed Falkirk has these and I don't want to close my windows on this lovely evening. There was a couple in a car in Aldi car park in Airdrie wearing Celtic shirts, playing rebel tunes on the stereo...While the game was still being played. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 This would probably cost me money if the system was changed, but, it kind of bugs me that large sized clothes cost the same amount as XS despite them using ~30% more material, hence being more expensive to produce. Fat people are vile, they should be taxed in every way imaginable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 At least two Raith fans have changed their usernames and I have no idea who they are anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: At least two Raith fans have changed their usernames and I have no idea who they are anymore. They're a wee team from Fife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Advert for Dobbies on the radio. "Visit is at Braehead, Milngavie, Cumbernauld or Clyde Valley, said the voiceover bird. "Clyde Valley" was the only one she pronounced correctly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Advert for Dobbies on the radio. "Visit is at Braehead, Milngavie, Cumbernauld or Clyde Valley, said the voiceover bird. "Clyde Valley" was the only one she pronounced correctly How did she manage to pronounce Braehead wrong? Edited April 24, 2017 by irvine_buddie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 15 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: There's a couple of very good looking women at work who've had the trout pout done and they just look stupid. It's ruined their looks in my opinion. And, aye, who is it that's telling women that they look better with a set of lips that look as if Rocky Balboa has whacked them in the coupon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 hour ago, irvine_buddie said: How did she manage to pronounce Braehead wrong? Or Cumbernauld. Maybe she should have said "Braeheed". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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