The Ginger Prince Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Waking up with a cunter of a sore head, phone smashed to bits and your hands covered in blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 26 minutes ago, Tynieness said: The international break. Just awful. Even more so when your own country are shite with an obnoxious poisioned dwarf in charge. I think us Scots would be confused and thrown off our game if the national team turned out to be decent. I'd need to find someone else to moan about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I think us Scots would be confused and thrown off our game if the national team turned out to be decent. I'd need to find someone else to moan about. Mind that time Motherwell cheated relegation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: Mind that time Motherwell cheated relegation? No? Tell me more. Edited March 26, 2017 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Waking up with a cunter of a sore head, phone smashed to bits and your hands covered in blood. You ok babe? Xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 You ok babe? Xx Yeah hunni I'm ok xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Waking up with a cunter of a sore head, phone smashed to bits and your hands covered in blood. Shouldn't drink if you can't handle it you little bitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Shouldn't drink if you can't handle it you little bitch I'll handle you no bother you fucking c**t. xox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Waking up with a cunter of a sore head, phone smashed to bits and your hands covered in blood. Wait till the polis turn up at your door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Wait till the polis turn up at your door. Away and have a piece n ketchup you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Away and have a piece n ketchup you. Maybe you got home pished and made a piece n ketchup? Maybe not blood on your hands? Taste it and see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I'll handle you no bother you fucking c**t. xox Cutie[emoji8][emoji8]Anyway your initial post seems like one of Shandon Pars totally ott reactions to his alarm going off or something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Cutie[emoji8][emoji8]Anyway your initial post seems like one of Shandon Pars totally ott reactions to his alarm going off or something Aye. The general consensus is I had a bleeding nose when I got in but we'll ignore that and pretend it's cause I'm hard as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Aye. The general consensus is I had a bleeding nose when I got in but we'll ignore that and pretend it's cause I'm hard as f**k. Or you got punched and ran away like a big Jessie? I know what I would believe anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Or you got punched and ran away like a big Jessie? I know what I would believe anyway Hey. No need for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 1 hour ago, King Dom's Moustache said: Waking up with a cunter of a sore head, phone smashed to bits and your hands covered in blood. Killed a prostitute, smashed your phone to hide some evidence. Drank so much you can't remember and therefore would pass a lie detector. Good work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Hey. No need for that. He doth protest too much....That happened to me once, the blood on the hands thing.......I hadn't been fighting either and it was a simple case of me turning up to work pished & forgetting to wash my hands when I finished work to go home.Not the best appendectomy I've ever done tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Bloody women falling down the stairs and contriving to stop the menfolk from attending the football. Two of them separately, FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 31 minutes ago, King Dom's Moustache said: Hey. No need for that. Were you dancing at a train station? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Just now, Rugster said: Were you dancing at a train station? It's good money and I only do it where nobody knows me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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