Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 You are just plain wrong. Sweet chilli sauce is better than any other sauce. Sriracha pisses all over sweet chilli. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 But they are two pretty different things. They are both sauces, which is what I was replying to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Aye but you wouldnt use them in the same scenario And? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I feel this is an apples and oranges scenario.(Apples are better btw) Away to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Woman on the M90 near Dunfermline this morning, doing 40mph with a wee dug sitting on her lap. Wtf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 PTTGOYNMisspelling the names of your team's players. Jordan FosterHumphreys / HumphriesMcGeogh / McGeough / McGeochMartin Bartley Mispronouncing the names of your team's players. 'Foster' 'Humphries' 'McGok' (?) 'Sauzy' Only referring to your team's players by their first name. (Often incorrectly.) Grant ('Gary') Holt Referring to a player by another name entirely. Leigh Griffiths - 'Deek' Marvin Bartley - 'Efe' / 'Ambrose' Commentators, pundits or sporting correspondents doing any of the above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Getting old. I've had pain in my right knee for a few weeks and the doctor suspects it might be osteoarthritis. He's prescribed some non-inflammatory tablets but, due to being (a baw hair) over 40, I also have to have some other drug to prevent stomach ulcers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 18 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Woman on the M90 near Dunfermline this morning, doing 40mph with a wee dug sitting on her lap. Wtf? Are you sure it was a dog and that she wasn't going commando? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Maybe it makes me a terrible person, but door to door charity drones. Just came out the shower there to answer the door to some wee bint who launched into a lengthy pre-recorded spiel like it wasn't blindingly obvious I was dripping wet and fuming. I managed to avoid telling her to f**k off, although I did allow myself a "fancy cutting to the chase so I can say no?" Charity bags are what specifically get on my nerves. Littering the house aside, it's more the fact they give me orders to put it back out on a certain day, used or not. I struggle to remember the different bin days as it is, never mind days for the s***e destined to go straight into them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Charity bags are what specifically get on my nerves. Littering the house aside, it's more the fact they give me orders to put it back out on a certain day, used or not. I struggle to remember the different bin days as it is, never mind days for the s***e destined to go straight into them. I appreciate they're probably all struggling to some extent at the moment, I just don't think actively annoying people is going to help them raise funds. You can also add those ingratiating charity fuds with the clipboards in Argyle St and the like who seem to think they've got a lot more charisma than they actually have: "Heeeyyyy - I like your T-shirt....how's your day been..." Blank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I appreciate they're probably all struggling to some extent at the moment, I just don't think actively annoying people is going to help them raise funds. You can also add those ingratiating charity fuds with the clipboards in Argyle St and the like who seem to think they've got a lot more charisma than they actually have: "Heeeyyyy - I like your T-shirt....how's your day been..." Blank. I had this in Germany last month and I replied in terrible German I couldn't speak it. The c**t replied with a Scottish '' awrite then, nah bother mate''. Normally I'd be inclined to chat find out where they're from and judge them accordingly, but walked on incase I got dragged into charity chat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Swarley said: Getting old. I've had pain in my right knee for a few weeks and the doctor suspects it might be osteoarthritis. He's prescribed some non-inflammatory tablets but, due to being (a baw hair) over 40, I also have to have some other drug to prevent stomach ulcers. It only gets worse Swarley! I often think of the words of Bobby Robson who said " If i'd known I was going to live for as long I'd have looked after myself better " Chin up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 9 hours ago, Swarley said: Are you sure it was a dog and that she wasn't going commando? Showing her growler? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Left the house at 7am to do a drive that takes me 25 minutes normally,2 hours and 20 minutes later I am still 6 miles from work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 9 hours ago, Swarley said: Getting old. I've had pain in my right knee for a few weeks and the doctor suspects it might be osteoarthritis. He's prescribed some non-inflammatory tablets but, due to being (a baw hair) over 40, I also have to have some other drug to prevent stomach ulcers. I was out on Saturday night and left my car in a hotel car park (it's out in the countryside). Ran to get it in the morning (fuelled by coffee). Went well but by the evening my ankle hurt and now it is swollen like a golf ball. I take arthritis drugs and am not meant to drink or run etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I didn't wrap up warm today and it's most unpleasantly cold outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I didn't wrap up warm today and it's most unpleasantly cold outside. Despite it being fairly heavy snow I saw fit to go out without a jacket, thinking my hoody would suffice, starting to regret it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I only need to stand outsider for short spells but a hoody has sufficed for me all winter apart from at the football, today now that we are in spring I was shivering my balls off waiting for bus! A moderately uncomfortable 3 minute wait was the last thing I needed today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Spun the car twice on the M73 on way to Glasgow to pick work mates up, decided not to bother with the drive to tighnabruaich today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 When you still get shitty junk emails despite blocking the address, unsubscribing and even creating rules so that they go straight in to the deleted folder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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