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2 hours ago, Angusfifer said:

"footy"...

Absolutely hate that - it reeks of mid-90s trying-too-hard new lad. The term's normally used by the kind of punter who plans their weekend round some drab mid-table EPL game on Sky and hasn't actually been inside a ground for years.

"Bally" makes about as much sense and would have been funnier anyway.

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When people post a picture of a freshly delivered baby and then write "Meet *insert babies name*...." first of all you aren't meeting them you are just seeing a picture of them, secondly you can't really meet a baby as a meeting implies two or more individuals cooperating and the baby has no idea what is going on in such a case.

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4 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

Fat birds who think they're blessed with massive knockers when we all know it's just because they ran out of room in their gut.

you get chatted up on the nightshift down Haymarket by a couple of spacehoppers, Bobby?

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42 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

Fat birds who think they're blessed with massive knockers when we all know it's just because they ran out of room in their gut.

Awww did they tell you to fcuk off, poor wee Boaby.

 

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