Newbornbairn Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 They changed the lights on Springbank Road in Stirling when the council moved it's offices there. Now they change instantly when anyone pushes the button - can't have council workers delayed after all. The result is traffic gets backed right out to the M9 but hey, council workers are worth it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 ATM usage in the Philippines is generally frustrating. The worst is getting stuck behind a 5/6 lender or similar on pay day with about 10 of their customers carfs drawing money. Painful. 5/6 lender? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I give you 5 and pay me back 6. Very common in The Philippines usually controlled by Indians 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I always time my cinema visits so that there will be a minimum of folk there. People tend to be utter dicks at the cinema. I was off just before Christmas and as the wife had no interest in seeing Rogue One I went myself on the Friday morning at 10.45. There were 5 other people in the cinema, it was bliss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Some c@&t just said 'my bad' to me. Not sure I want to continue this life anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 People who say "f**k sake", when they mean "For f**k's sake". ETA: Unless they are expressing a dislike for Japanese wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Falling asleep relatively promptly at night, getting somewhere between 5-6 hours before awakening and feeling physically unable to go back to sleep. I just know I will be weary by late afternoon/early evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 The traffic on the M80 just now. I hate the days I have to drive in the dark and when it's busiest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 18 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Aldi/Lidl cashiers that batter every item through at 100mph and demand payment immediately while I'm spilling my messages all over the place. Just gies a fucking minute! Ps, I like the just f**k everything back in the trolley and pack over there idea but I need a chance to get my stuff in the trolley, I'm no an octopus! My missus works for Aldi, the cashiers have a target number of scans per minute they need to achieve which is pretty high hence why their always battering it through. There's a few things they are supposed to do like turn your trolley round so the end is against the till and check you dont have anything underneath the trolley. I like to not turn the trolley to see if they do it just to be an arse. They get mystery shoppers in scoring them on all that stuff and others like did they smile and make eye contact.. did they wish the customer a nice day. Pretty strict in there but to be fair it is the highest paying supermarket for store assistants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 National radio referring to Alexandra Palace as 'Ally Pally'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 5 hours ago, peasy23 said: I was off just before Christmas and as the wife had no interest in seeing Rogue One I went myself on the Friday morning at 10.45. There were 5 other people in the cinema, it was bliss. ^^^Doing it right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Working away at my desk and there's an attractive lass standing just above eye level above my screen. I happen to glance up for a second and look back my screen but she looked my way and I feel she thinks I'm some horrible deviant who's spying on people now. I also go red fairly easily which doesn't help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 8 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Working away at my desk and there's an attractive lass standing just above eye level above my screen. I happen to glance up for a second and look back my screen but she looked my way and I feel she thinks I'm some horrible deviant who's spying on people now. I also go red fairly easily which doesn't help. Without making you look more like a horrible deviant the rules stand...... Photos or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Without making you look more like a horrible deviant the rules stand...... Photos or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 31 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Photos or GTF ^^^^ doing it wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Working away at my desk and there's an attractive lass standing just above eye level above my screen. I happen to glance up for a second and look back my screen but she looked my way and I feel she thinks I'm some horrible deviant who's spying on people now. I also go red fairly easily which doesn't help. 2 options; sit there embarrassed and self-loathing, with her thinking you're a deviant or quietly ask her if she's keen for a pumping at a time and place mutually convenient. I know what I'd do (it's not the second one) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Didn't all of the supermarkets have the shelf area for packing until the barcode scanners came in? My first visit to Lidl gave me flashbacks to my childhood, and not just because of the sticky lino. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 20 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: Was in a car park recently where there was a minimum £2 charge. As I'm paying for my parking a woman comes up behind me and says "oh £2 minimum! I've only got 90p, do you think if I put that in I'll get a 'part-ticket'?" No, no i fucking don't. Being a lovely person I gave her £1.10 but I wasn't happy about it. If she was lovely she would have gave you at least a Blowjob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I give you 5 and pay me back 6. Very common in The Philippines usually controlled by Indians They are needing to make inroads here and put the payday loan sharks out of business lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 6 hours ago, 8MileBU said: The traffic on the M80 just now. I hate the days I have to drive in the dark and when it's busiest. Grangemouth or Stirling? Massive tailbacks at both. Thankfully I was going to Bridge of Allan (not Jacobsen). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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