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I'd like to try this Cards Against Humanity. I've got no idea what it involves but apparently it causes loads of arguments. Sounds gid.
 



I've played that. There wasn't any arguments just a lot of laughs. If folk are easily offended then I could see arguments mind you.


The best board game is Articulate. It's effectively Pictionary but you describe the object on the card verbally rather than draw it. It's an extremely simple idea and sounds so easy but if you're not on your teammates' wavelength it can cause a lot of arguments. Great laugh though.
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1 hour ago, hk blues said:

I have an American friend who, as we live in the Philippines, insisted that Thanksgiving should be celebrated on the Friday here, not the Thursday as it would be Friday here when it was Thursday there. I'm just wondering now at what time and date he'd celebrate New Year based on his fucked up logic.

He's gone back to USA so I'll need to wait until next year to clarify.

Point out to him that Thanksgiving is an American celebration and the Philippines doesn't give a toss about it.

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3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:

 

 


I've played that. There wasn't any arguments just a lot of laughs. If folk are easily offended then I could see arguments mind you.


The best board game is Articulate. It's effectively Pictionary but you describe the object on the card verbally rather than draw it. It's an extremely simple idea and sounds so easy but if you're not on your teammates' wavelength it can cause a lot of arguments. Great laugh though.

 

 

I love articulate, probably because it's the board game I'm best at. One of my proudest moments is getting into double figures when describing the sports round.

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Out shopping yesterday (31st December as was) and there are Valentine's cards in the shops already.

January sales buy it now.

My pity hate today, which I don't think happens much in the motherland.

Standing at the local ATM.
Put in the card.
My secret number.
Not working give a message of no money in the machine.
Guy behind steps forward and says.
OK I DO FOR YOU. Trued to take my card
No money in the machine mate.
30s of me telling him do one.
Walked away, but sat in the car that little bit longer to watch this c**t trying to withdraw.
Wind down window and hive his the good old British V sign
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After a heavy night on hogmanay, I got a text from a random number yesterday with a kiss at the end. Good times I thought, must've been in autopilot. After a couple of messages trying to inoffensively figure out who she was and already deciding she was a stunner, it turns out it was my ma trolling f**k out of me on her new number. Banter ma, banter.

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After a heavy night on hogmanay, I got a text from a random number yesterday with a kiss at the end. Good times I thought, must've been in autopilot. After a couple of messages trying to inoffensively figure out who she was and already deciding she was a stunner, it turns out it was my ma trolling f**k out of me on her new number. Banter ma, banter.


^^^ Sends willy pic. Gets text back:

"I used to wash that. It's not grown any. Love Mum x"

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Since hogmanay I have been going through an extremely acrimonious break up which will probably end in divorce due to the discovery of infidelity in text messages.

It's f**k all to do with me, its the missus's sister and her man but all the same for the last three days now i have still been going through it as much as anyone.

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