jmothecat Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Dog owners in my area. There's dog shite all over the pavements here. Really poor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just been asked unprompted by a 70+ old dear if I support Rangers or Celtic I didn't realise I look that rough today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just been asked unprompted by a 70+ old dear if I support Rangers or Celtic:thumbsdown[emoji20] I didn't realise I look that rough today. I hope you F5'd the dusty old kant into a flaming bag of landmines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 13 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: When they do reconstructions on things (eg CBS Reality programmes) and the bird looks pretty hot. Flash to later interviews in real life and she is actually an utter hound. This is Mike and Felicia Williams, Deepwater Horizon has this pair played by Mark Wahlberg and Kate Hudson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 45 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Just been asked unprompted by a 70+ old dear if I support Rangers or Celtic I didn't realise I look that rough today. Had you just mugged her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 45 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I hope you F5'd the dusty old kant into a flaming bag of landmines. I gave her a look of disgust followed by my scathing "what town are you in?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 2 hours ago, jmothecat said: Dog owners in my area. There's dog shite all over the pavements here. Really poor. Dogs are very intelligent. When did you ever see a dog stepping on human shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Dogs are very intelligent. When did you ever see a dog stepping on human shite? Because they eat it the stupid b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, Kennboy1978 said: Because they eat it the stupid b*****ds. Or roll in it. They never step on it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Good point. Maybe my perception of dogs has now changed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I've watched my dug pish on a hill and the pish roll all over her front paws. I also assume they don't stand in shit because they have terrific smell and their nose is a foot from the ground. Lets see how clever they'd be if shit was odourless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 My perception has now switched back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Theres a dog in my building who has twice pished in the lift and its owner has just left it for someone else to clean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I've heard of dog owners blaming the dog for farting but that's a step too far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Its the people who live on the same floor as me i think, i have heard the dog yapping away but haven't seen what type of dog it is. There was a note left in the lift from who ever it was who cleaned the piss up saying "Next time your dog pisses in the lift, show some respect and clean it up and don't leave it for someone else" and then it was brought up again by someone. Im in an awkward position as i am going to be looking after my parents dog for a few days next week and people will see me with the dogs and think that its me who is responsible for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 (edited) 9 minutes ago, throbber said: Theres a dog in my building who has twice pished in the lift and its owner has just left it for someone else to clean. Did you just make that up so you could tell us you live in a flat with a lift? Nae stairs for Throbber. Edited October 24, 2016 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, Gaz FFC said: Did you just make that up so you could tell you live in a flat with a lift? Nae stairs for Throbber. No. That would be quite a strange thing to brag about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, throbber said: No. That would be quite a strange thing to brag about. Not if you lived in a flat with nae lift. Nae lift wankers you could taunt them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, throbber said: Its the people who live on the same floor as me i think, i have heard the dog yapping away but haven't seen what type of dog it is. There was a note left in the lift from who ever it was who cleaned the piss up saying "Next time your dog pisses in the lift, show some respect and clean it up and don't leave it for someone else" and then it was brought up again by someone. Im in an awkward position as i am going to be looking after my parents dog for a few days next week and people will see me with the dogs and think that its me who is responsible for this. Get fatty you live with to throw your dogs of the verandah. You can catch them at the bottom. Edited October 24, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: No. That would be quite a strange thing to brag about. You posh c**t, living in a place where dogs pish in the lift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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