paul-r-cfc Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 c***s in HGV's All you had to say 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I wonder if anyone has ever heard that advert and though "that's the very guy to sell my house for me" Surely someone he knows has had word in his ear to say no one is ever going to use you estate agent after hearing this shite. The same can be said for the Tony Macaroni one that had the stupid song, I have never eaten there due to that ad campaign alone. I met the guy (Davy Hutton, not mr macaroni) through work about 15 years ago when he was running a haulage firm out of Possil. Interesting chap...shall we say 'charismatic'? At that time he fancied himself as a bit of a property expert and was just away to buy his castle in Ayrshire. I heard the advert, figured it was him, and that triggered my curiousness to google what I could find. Turns out he's still living in his castle but has evolved into some sort of caricature love child that you might imagine would come from a Jonny Depp and Nicola Sturgeon liaison.., [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 18 minutes ago, alta-pete said: I met the guy (Davy Hutton, not mr macaroni) through work about 15 years ago when he was running a haulage firm out of Possil. Interesting chap...shall we say 'charismatic'? At that time he fancied himself as a bit of a property expert and was just away to buy his castle in Ayrshire. I heard the advert, figured it was him, and that triggered my curiousness to google what I could find. Turns out he's still living in his castle but has evolved into some sort of caricature love child that you might imagine would come from a Jonny Depp and Nicola Sturgeon liaison.., I've just googled him, he doesn't look like I imagined he would. He does however look like someone I reckon would be a fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 [emoji12] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 On DAB, I thought it was national thing, but in my car I have a certain number of channels, but recently when I was in the #Perthshire area there were many more available to me. I know local radio accounts for some of this but there was a far better choice of national options too. Anyone know the gen on this??? It's because you live in the 1940s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Kaye Adams, she's fucking rank. Grimbo should phone her up and claim to be Frank Sidebottom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 [emoji12] Clearly read The Game far too much, Style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Tynieness said: c***s in HGV's that pull out into the outside lane then take about a mile to finally crawl past the vehicle they are trying to pass. Incidentally any arsehole driving a car that gets overtaken by a truck doing only 55pmh should have their license removed. c***s. What is it with HGV drivers needing to tell the world their name? In what other professsion would someone want to display "Big Rab" or "Hairy Terry" to passing motorists and pedestrians? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: I can count 8 heinous fashion crimes here. Good going for one picture just of the guy's head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Just back off a holiday and have to endure non stop fucking Eastenders until she's catched up -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: Just back off a holiday and have to endure non stop fucking Eastenders until she's catched up Serves you fucking right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Just back off a holiday and have to endure non stop fucking Eastenders until she's catched up Jesus f**k. Caught!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 ^^^ managed to get on folks nerves in a thread about things getting on folks nerves. I think we know who the new MOD should be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I can count 8 heinous fashion crimes here. Good going for one picture just of the guy's head. No hat envy Shands ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 55 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What is it with HGV drivers needing to tell the world their name? In what other professsion would someone want to display "Big Rab" or "Hairy Terry" to passing motorists and pedestrians? Prostitution? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 5 hours ago, bob the tank said: No hat envy Shands ? Not for me. I've swapped Princess Di for Steve McQueen as my fashion icon lately. This hat wearer needs a kick in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 5 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Prostitution? Very true. Some of my favourite films involve truckers and prostitutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Spent most of the day typing "forthnight" and "attriotion". My keyboard skills are attrociuos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 One of the buzz words/phrases at work is UGR (unwritten ground rules) this is to save on endless lists and addendums to rules and procedures in place. So what do they do? They make fucking lists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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