heedthebaa Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Cockneys, cringey c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 37 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Cockneys, cringey c***s Fackin mug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 People who must have the latest gadgets as soon as they come out. Yesterday I passed the Apple store in Princes Street and the twats were queueing round the corner for the iPhone 7, just so they could show it off to their mates in the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Just now, GordonD said: People who must have the latest gadgets as soon as they come out. Yesterday I passed the Apple store in Princes Street and the twats were queueing round the corner for the iPhone 7, just so they could show it off to their mates in the pub. I passed the Glasgow one early on and the security staff were putting out the crush barriers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 The Olympics / Paralympics - when will this ever end??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I passed the Glasgow one early on and the security staff were putting out the crush barriers. I'm praying for rain so they all get soaked....as they also will when they buy one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 I stay in the pub till about 10, then go for petrol on the way home. That way it's only me and the taxi drivers, who distract the police, Parklife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 2 hours ago, GordonD said: People who must have the latest gadgets as soon as they come out. Yesterday I passed the Apple store in Princes Street and the twats were queueing round the corner for the iPhone 7, just so they could show it off to their mates in the pub. Sod that. I pre-order stuff online. That way I am not pointlessly queueing outside a store for hours, and I still get the item on the day of release. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 BBC News 24 having 'Breakfast' on in the morning. I want to find out what's going on in the world, not watch a cheery breakfast show that spends far too much of its time on 'happy' stories. Same with a whole half hour of 'Click' which essentially exists to cater for these c***s vvv People who must have the latest gadgets as soon as they come out. Yesterday I passed the Apple store in Princes Street and the twats were queueing round the corner for the iPhone 7, just so they could show it off to their mates in the pub. ... primarily vvv Cockneys, cringey c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Any kind of plastic-filmed tray packaging that, when you try to pull off the film lid, just tears round the rim, leaving your cheap convenience food locked under it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 8 minutes ago, Antlion said: Any kind of plastic-filmed tray packaging that, when you try to pull off the film lid, just tears round the rim, leaving your cheap convenience food locked under it. I swear to God this is going to be the thing that sets me off on a bloody rampage through a nursery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 31 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I swear to God this is going to be the thing that sets me off on a bloody rampage through a nursery. Have we found the kiddie-snatcher from the Cup Final? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Any kind of plastic-filmed tray packaging that, when you try to pull off the film lid, just tears round the rim, leaving your cheap convenience food locked under it. Remove all packaging.I would if you didn't weld it to the fucking container! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 People who must have the latest gadgets as soon as they come out. Yesterday I passed the Apple store in Princes Street and the twats were queueing round the corner for the iPhone 7, just so they could show it off to their mates in the pub. Where's a firing squad when u need them lol.Apple drones as I call them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 (edited) Kids who think their generation invented drugs. Couple of young guys across the aisle from me on the - inspectorless - train trying to be The Man and chopping up lines of ching on the wee table thing. One of them leans over "Hey, big yin - want a bump?" I said he was okay, mainly because I didn't want to go up the road on low-grade toot and talk shite to the missus for 45 minutes. "What's the matter?" says he "You not do drugs then?" Asked him what year he was born - 1995 - and told him I'd literally been doing them before he was born. A worryingly long time before he was born actually - shit, I'd more or less given up by '95. Edited September 17, 2016 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 People that sign off all there posts with the same tedious pishy signature 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 People that sign off all there posts with the same tedious pishy signature I hate that too. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 I'm no well, keep spewing my ringer any time I eat or drink something. It's quite a strange sensation going to puke and there's literally nothing left inside you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Adam said: I'm no well, keep spewing my ringer any time I eat or drink something. It's quite a strange sensation going to puke and there's literally nothing left inside you. Ah, the dry boak. If you've not had the green bile stage that will break the monotony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Ah, the dry boak. If you've not had the green bile stage that will break the monotony. Hawd me back. Will no doubt end up at out of hours and have to sit about for ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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