Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 If you want to pop down to Edinburgh I have some fly spray you can borrow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, Rugster said: Believe me I have tried on numerous occasions, it's like a fucking ninja. Can of deodorant/hairspray + match/lighter combo required. Possibly get an unscheduled evacuation drill out of it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Constantly running your zip on your hoodie up and down........... Eagle tries to carry off Australian boy From the story, "A fellow who was sitting closer said the little boy kept running his zipper up and down," said Mrs O'Connell, who caught the attack on her camera. Distracted by the noise, the eagle grabbed the boy's green hoodie and attempted to him lift away before park staff moved in. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36771205 Wonder how much a Wedge-Tailed eagle costs ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 42 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Can of deodorant/hairspray + match/lighter combo required. Possibly get an unscheduled evacuation drill out of it too. This, and get a work colleague to film it to share with P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Constantly running your zip on your hoodie up and down........... Eagle tries to carry off Australian boy From the story, "A fellow who was sitting closer said the little boy kept running his zipper up and down," said Mrs O'Connell, who caught the attack on her camera. Distracted by the noise, the eagle grabbed the boy's green hoodie and attempted to him lift away before park staff moved in. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36771205 Wonder how much a Wedge-Tailed eagle costs ??? I saw the headline and thought, "That can't be good for her leadership challenge..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 "... and 1 others" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Believe me I have tried on numerous occasions, it's like a fucking ninja. Are you wearing a gimp suit? And who's taking the photo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Andi Peters - tosser 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 People putting there glass in the recycling bin at unsociable hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, mjw said: People putting there glass in the recycling bin at unsociable hours. In my neighbourhood it's forbidden to do glass recycling from 9pm-7am. Can imagine it would result in some quite severe passive aggression towards anyone breaking the rules. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 There's a pub near us that empties their glass after they've closed and cleared up for the night, which can sometimes be two or three in the morning. Sounds like an avalanche, so I presume they fill up bins and pour them into one of the recycling skips. Doesn't bother me, but I've wondered before how the folk who live closer feel about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 I have family who live in Spain, and the bin lorries go around emptying the bins through the night. It's a quaint wee residential area with little noise other than the big fucking lorry emptying bins at 2am every other night. Worse than the glass bottles being chucked out IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Pokemon Go. I'm seeing grown adults referring to it as a "Fitness App" and bragging that they walked "over a mile" today. Hauseus Crispie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 18 hours ago, Rugster said: There's a fly in my office and I can't get the fucker out, and it keeps dodging my attempts to kill it. Got the door and window open and the fucker just keeps buzzing around. Genuinely feel like Walter White here. I used to work with a Nepalese guy years ago - hiya Amar pal if you're reading - that taught me to stretch out an elastic band and move slowly up to the fly before releasing the full fury of the rubber and destroying the annoying little fuckers. Surprisingly effective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 There's a pub near us that empties their glass after they've closed and cleared up for the night, which can sometimes be two or three in the morning. Sounds like an avalanche, so I presume they fill up bins and pour them into one of the recycling skips. Doesn't bother me, but I've wondered before how the folk who live closer feel about it. I stay across the road from a pub and it can be quite annoying. Though tbf it's a quiet pub so it only happens once a week. What's far more annoying is the church bells ringing for a solid 5 minutes every Sunday at around 11am. Used to be seethe inducing when I worked nightshift and forgot to put my earplugs in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Pokemon Go. I'm seeing grown adults referring to it as a "Fitness App" and bragging that they walked "over a mile" today. Hauseus Crispie. Its now the main topic of conversation at work amongst my colleagues. Someone tried to justify it as being good for learning how to work together. Another one showing off his collection. We heard a report of a manager who interrupted a conference call because he had to catch one that had appeared in his meeting room. All adults. All highly educated. All fucking zombies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: I used to work with a Nepalese guy years ago - hiya Amar pal if you're reading - that taught me to stretch out an elastic band and move slowly up to the fly before releasing the full fury of the rubber and destroying the annoying little fuckers. Surprisingly effective. If the fucker is still here today (not seen it yet) I shall be trying this. I might just do it even if I don't see it, not since school days have I pinged an elastic band at anything (anyone). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mozzamozza said: I used to live above a pub and across the road from a church in the middle of Dundee. Noise central. Luckily I used to be an alcoholic vicar. Had to give up the vicaring bit though. Vicar my arse, you were a catholic priest. Eta: 'Catholic priest' has to be the most apt rhyming slang ever. Edited July 13, 2016 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Just now, Dee Man said: Vicar my arse, Euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Euph? Hopefully I'll get his pm soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.