Herman Hessian Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 as a general rule, i'm a complete pikey - always poking around the "reduced" shelves in the supermarket (gotta love those yellow price tags in tesco), forever having second hand stuff off eBay, petty thievery when the opportunity presents itself and sundry other assorted tight-fistedness and expense avoidance however - I do have some standards, and there are a few things which I insist on, for no other reason than because i'm right up my own arse, for instance: - bronze-die pasta - DOC & DOCG wines - that fucking expensive douwe egberts coffee do any other P&B'ers insist on little bits of luxury every once in a while (not just food and stuff), and what are your pretentious foibles ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Wooden coat hangers. Wire ones are for peasants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Arabdownunder said: Wooden coat hangers. Wire ones are for peasants. Try unblocking your toilet with a wooden coat hanger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Try unblocking your toilet with a wooden coat hanger. Ive tried everything in the house. Recommend anything else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 49 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive tried everything in the house. Recommend anything else? A plumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Kerrygold butter. For eating, not unblocking toilets with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Marks and Spencer’s grub. Best of gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Kerrygold butter. For eating, not unblocking toilets with... Coincidentally, the same consistency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Top quality timepiece. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Wooden coat hangers. Wire ones are for peasants. Depends what wood. If it's not mahogany or some other endangered wood, I'll stick to my ivory ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 28 minutes ago, Ylf said: Marks and Spencer’s grub. Best of gear Have to agree with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Try unblocking your toilet with a wooden coat hanger. They make crap car aeriels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Depends what wood. If it's not mahogany or some other endangered wood, I'll stick to my ivory ones. Just realised I should have said "which" wood. My apologies to everyone concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Just realised I should have said "which" wood. My apologies to everyone concerned. It's too late for that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive tried everything in the house. Recommend anything else? Stop being such a fat b*****d? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Stop being such a fat b*****d? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Try unblocking your toilet with a wooden coat hanger. Do they have toilets yet down under? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Plump triple-ply bog roll. You only get about four shites worth of wipage per roll, but it's worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 One day, Im going to buy myself one of those machines that heats up your shaving foam. There's 5 star luxury right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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