Hedgecutter Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Surprised this hasn't been started yet. I know a cracking owl sanctuary: https://www.scottishowlcentre.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Remember when the biggest scandal in British politics was when someone got control of the Labour Party account and tweeted that everyone would get an owl if Ed Miliband got elected? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 19, 2018 Author Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Remember when the biggest scandal in British politics was when someone got control of the Labour Party account and tweeted that everyone would get an owl if Ed Miliband got elected? Aye. It was a hoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 No sure on an Owl Sanctuary, I can't give you the Spice Girls... but why don't you take the afternoon off and go to Hunstanton Spice Museum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 FACT: Owls cannot (CANNOT) turn their heads all the way round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 They can if they turn the rest of their body as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: They can if they turn the rest of their body as well. That's actually not true. If they turn there body all the way round at the same time as their head, their Shatner's Bassoon part of the brain implodes and they spontaneously combust. That's why you never see owls doing the hokey cokey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Compared to wheelbarrows, owls are dicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 19, 2018 Author Share Posted June 19, 2018 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: FACT: Owls cannot (CANNOT) turn their heads all the way round. They all try it though: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Roy Hodgson has never been the same since he made an arse of the Liverpool job tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: They all try it though: Seconds later: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 19, 2018 Author Share Posted June 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Seconds later: That's just FloorCam at the local barbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Stringfellow Reincarnation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Stringfellow Reincarnation. Saw them at the Apollo in 1975. Never a big fan of Prog Rock but that was an excellent gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snobot Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: That's just FloorCam at the local barbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Owls push people down stairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 They are often guilty of abducting cats.... ..and taking them away in pea green boats to the land where the bong tree grows. The hippy b*****ds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 That's just FloorCam at the local barbers The Bam owl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 19, 2018 Author Share Posted June 19, 2018 Who da fuq is voting Barn Owl as their favourite btw? Bunch of pathetic little namby-pamby "oh look at me, I'm scared of the dark" nyctophobiac ****s. Eagle Owl is clearly the correct answer btw (which could knock a Barn Owl just with it's hard-man stare, never mind kick it's arse) I also just realised that I forgot to add Snowy Owl to the poll, but then everyone would have voted that wouldn't they? I saw one in the wild ~10 years ago up by Cape Wrath, bumping into one in a hole in the ground (no more than two metres away). The only one reported in Scotland that year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Nobody likes short eared owls but I did see one at Levenhall Links, Musselburgh a few years ago.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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