Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Never knowingly met a Jew either. Until I do, I'm going to treat Jews like wizards and all the other things that exist only on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 I worked a summer as a labourer in Inverness and one of the other labourers was Jewish. He broke his nose when he stepped on a rake and it flipped up and smacked him in the face. It was absolutely hilarious to see but sadly quite a serious injury for him. He was back at work in a few days though and I’ve never seen him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Surprised it’s taken this long for a Jewish nose related anecdote tbh. Anyway, Zappa has it covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I worked a summer as a labourer in Inverness and one of the other labourers was Jewish. He broke his nose when he stepped on a rake and it flipped up and smacked him in the face. It was absolutely hilarious to see but sadly quite a serious injury for him. He was back at work in a few days though and I’ve never seen him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 It was like that, real belly laugh territory until I realised he was really hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Driving through Golders Green in London is quite an eye-opener. They have a huge Hasidic Jew community firing about like clones in their black suits, white shirts, long beards, curly sideys and furry hats or skull caps on their heads. Fucking barmy way to live your one shot at life if you ask me, but each to their own. As long as they're happy, that's the main thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 I lost my virginity to an Israeli Jewish girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 20 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Driving through Golders Green in London is quite an eye-opener. They have a huge Hasidic Jew community firing about like clones in their black suits, white shirts, long beards, curly sideys and furry hats or skull caps on their heads. Fucking barmy way to live your one shot at life if you ask me, but each to their own. As long as they're happy, that's the main thing. I went for a wander around Gateshead, there's a huge Haredi Jewish population and it is considered a great seat of learning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Driving through Golders Green in London is quite an eye-opener. They have a huge Hasidic Jew community firing about like clones in their black suits, white shirts, long beards, curly sideys and furry hats or skull caps on their heads. Fucking barmy way to live your one shot at life if you ask me, but each to their own. As long as they're happy, that's the main thing. I was in Antwerp in Belgium a few years ago. It's the central of the global diamond trade and it is largely controlled by Hasidic Jews. I shudder to think how much money passes through that small area every day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 30 minutes ago, Broomhill Ultra said: I lost my virginity to an Israeli Jewish girl. Dunno why that's reminded me of this, but it has: I was staying at a backpackers hostel in Thailand with my then girlfriend and met an Israeli girl with massive tits who was staying in the next room. We went to her room for a drink and she told us that even though her tits were huge, that was them after breast reduction surgery. I was told to sit with my back to them while she showed my gf the scars. I was sitting listening to her giving a running commentary on the procedure but had to make my excuses and leave when she started explaining how they cut off her nipples to remove the tissue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Dunno why that's reminded me of this, but it has: I was staying at a backpackers hostel in Thailand with my then girlfriend and met an Israeli girl with massive tits who was staying in the next room. We went to her room for a drink and she told us that even though her tits were huge, that was them after breast reduction surgery. I was told to sit with my back to them while she showed my gf the scars. I was sitting listening to her giving a running commentary on the procedure but had to make my excuses and leave when she started explaining how they cut off her nipples to remove the tissue. If you’d just asked, yes she had massive tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Dunno why that's reminded me of this, but it has: I was staying at a backpackers hostel in Thailand with my then girlfriend and met an Israeli girl with massive tits who was staying in the next room. We went to her room for a drink and she told us that even though her tits were huge, that was them after breast reduction surgery. I was told to sit with my back to them while she showed my gf the scars. I was sitting listening to her giving a running commentary on the procedure but had to make my excuses and leave when she started explaining how they cut off her nipples to remove the tissue. My mother always said I should find a nice Jewish girl to settle down with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Don't really trust anyone who doesn't eat bacon if I'm honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 I went for a wander around Gateshead, there's a huge Haredi Jewish population and it is considered a great seat of learning. Was just about to post about Gateshead. Went to Newcastle for a stag do in 2001 and stayed in Gateshead. The hotel we were in was on one of the main roads and there were loads of Jews in the full rig out walking up and down the road. First I was aware of a sizeable Jewish population in an area of England outside of London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 I stayed in north Manchester a few weeks ago and there were hundreds of Hassidic Jewish people around. It was roasting as well, they must have been boiling as a lot of them were wearing those fur hats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Anybody who says they don't hate the jews is either a jew, or they're just jewing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, H Wragg said: Was just about to post about Gateshead. Went to Newcastle for a stag do in 2001 and stayed in Gateshead. The hotel we were in was on one of the main roads and there were loads of Jews in the full rig out walking up and down the road. First I was aware of a sizeable Jewish population in an area of England outside of London. I read up a bit about it. Apparently the NE of England had been a haven for refugees. One sect fell out with the others and decanted to the 'heed and liked it that much they stayed there. Very nice, respected and respectable people. They just look a bit incongruous in Gatesheid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: I read up a bit about it. Apparently the NE of England had been a haven for refugees. One sect fell out with the others and decanted to the 'heed and liked it that much they stayed there. Very nice, respected and respectable people. They just look a bit incongruous in Gatesheid. Splitters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I went for a wander around Gateshead, there's a huge Haredi Jewish population and it is considered a great seat of learning. I shared a train from kings cross to Newcastle last year with at least 100 teenage Jewish boys. Obnoxious wee noisy c***s so they were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Pies Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Oh throw a Jew down the well, so my country can be free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.