philpy Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 This man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 1 minute ago, philpy said: This man. 'My uncle got a shoe for his birthday which was fair enough as he only had one leg' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Got off with a girl in Porthcawl called Morag who told me she had a boyfriend and "doesn't usually do this". Sure you don't, Morag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Anyone who is associated in anyway shape or form to Welsh rugby is a c**t. Any other Welsh people are sound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 My mate Gareth who lived down the road could be a bit of a cnut but mainly sound so yes. The Welsh bird with big tits in work. Yes Swansea women. Yes. Met Neddy Seagoon once A very nice man so yes. The South Welsh twats that voted UKIP and Brexit (pictured below) can get tae though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Used to go motor racing at Pembrey in Welsh Wales. Good fun, some good shags and a fuckin’ brilliant breakfast at the hotel we regularly used.Wales is ok in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 I can speak a bit of Welsh-Leeks Tom Jones Daffodils Gareth Bale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 I went to my best mates wedding in Newtown a few years back and the service was so long, 3 of us went to the pub mid service and made it back in time for the exchanging of rings and I got so drunk that the next day I fell asleep in the car in McDonalds car park with the fan on which ran the battery down and I had to get a taxi driver to give me a jump start so I could drive all the way back to Dundee which I can’t actually remember doing, arriving back at about 10pm and I had to get up for a flight to India the next day at 4am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I went to my best mates wedding in Newtown a few years back and the service was so long, 3 of us went to the pub mid service and made it back in time for the exchanging of rings and I got so drunk that the next day I fell asleep in the car in McDonalds car park with the fan on which ran the battery down and I had to get a taxi driver to give me a jump start so I could drive all the way back to Dundee which I can’t actually remember doing, arriving back at about 10pm and I had to get up for a flight to India the next day at 4am. Reported for drunk driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 14 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Reported for drunk driving. I should have been. f**k knows what happened that day on the M6/M74/M80, M8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 59 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I went to my best mates wedding in Newtown a few years back and the service was so long, 3 of us went to the pub mid service and made it back in time for the exchanging of rings and I got so drunk that the next day I fell asleep in the car in McDonalds car park with the fan on which ran the battery down and I had to get a taxi driver to give me a jump start so I could drive all the way back to Dundee which I can’t actually remember doing, arriving back at about 10pm and I had to get up for a flight to India the next day at 4am. That's one long sentence. Lucky it's the only one you got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 41 minutes ago, Rugster said: That's one long sentence. Lucky it's the only one you got. I got married the year after so, you know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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